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I’m tired of this comic lying aimlessly on patreon, want the tumblr to finally see it.

this was the answer to a question about a new manicure for Jonathan

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alright so I'm flimsily constructing a novel around the premise of dating a spider man. not the Marvel kind, but a man who is literally half spider.

so we start off, and it's invasion of the bodysnatchers. a race of aliens that are definitely not yeerks are taking over the Canadian parliament. then, what's this? truck-kun?

the alien wakes up. it's been isekaiid into a fantasy world, and is now in the body of a frail albino prince. and it's up to him (and a troop of plucky heros) to defeat the demon lord!

but along the way, after slaughtering a mass of the demon lord's forces, they take a spider man captive, forcing him to serve as their guide. sparks fly. roses blossom. some weird gay alien/ spider man action commences.

I don't know what happens after that, maybe just 200 pages of biologically accurate spider sex.

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the internet is truly a magical place ❤️

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i forgot season 2 of saiki k had ridiculous pin up title cards akshfjgkvkkb

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btw has anyone made crossover art of the saiki k gang x dandadan gang? i feel like this combined friend group would be. insane

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i have probably watched the first season 4 times over the past two weeks

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there is 0 reason for saiki to wear glasses that are green. also, he can shapeshift, so he should be able to change the color of his hair easily. yet he chooses to keep his brilliant hot-pink/neon-green theme, because he secretly loves looking funky, but wishes others would perceive him as average. in this essay i will

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reposting my old stuff bc its Good. if you've seen this before no u havent ❤️

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maybe a little late with the trend, but💜🩵

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i forgot kaido and kuboyasu call each other shun and aren 😭

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updated version! all routes terminate at the same point now!

btw if anyone is interested i am idly working on a text-based game wherein you are a mushroom trying to cultivate to human form (loosely conceptually based on xiao mo gu by shizsi and dtbpf by xue shan fei hu)

there are currently two main routes that end in TBC, one ends much earlier than the other (if you're told you're a pretty mushroom, that's currently the shortest route)

would love to get some feedback on it so far!

current playtime: <5mins

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pls 🙏

btw if anyone is interested i am idly working on a text-based game wherein you are a mushroom trying to cultivate to human form (loosely conceptually based on xiao mo gu by shizsi and dtbpf by xue shan fei hu)

there are currently two main routes that end in TBC, one ends much earlier than the other (if you're told you're a pretty mushroom, that's currently the shortest route)

would love to get some feedback on it so far!

current playtime: <5mins

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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kdj, mentally: at least she's not wearing a chinese dress....

persephone's seduction routine doesn't work bc kdj knows for certain blorbo would NOT act like that. its just too unrealistic to even be flustered by

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Huayin Week day 1 – indirect/mask kiss!!

i love huayin shippers, you guys deserve the best, so this is for all (5) of you

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THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF JIEJIE(LY) — day nineteen with bonus a-cheng & a-xian !

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top 5.....

REASONS TO HATE THE EMPEROR

(i wish you had anon asks turned on bc thats how i wouldve sent this lmfao)

youre a fucking wild animal cbkajfkaklal

1. The emperor is too beautiful for this world and you cant handle knowing that

2. The Emperor is the best character in bg3 and youre mad about it

3. youre jealous of the Emperor's sick ass disguise, you wish you could pull off this unique combination of being covered head to toe and yet completely fucking obvious, but you cant

4. bc you cant let go of your puerile attachment to your physical form, which jeopardizes us all

5. youre a githyanki prince whos been imprisoned for over a thousand years and before you met your demise as a gourmet snack for the emperor, you had to witness FORNICATION,,, WITH A MIND FLAYER