dude do you even know the difference between octopus and squid dude..... embarassing lol.... get real dude......the nefarious doodler. medical anomaly... he/xe/they/it
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Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!
There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.
I just worry about their safety.
markiplier stay safe! <3
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i may never recover from the disappointment that was side order
#prev#YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT#i remember feeling insane around when the game came out because everyone loved spectrum obligato sooo much#it is LAME ! it is boring and forgettable and a disappointing boss fight song
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at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think
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i hate SO many things just from seeing them on tumblr too often.....get these away from me
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i may never recover from the disappointment that was side order
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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so if "impotent" means you can't get hard, then what does "omnipotent" mean?
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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats
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