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you talking about all of your different hunlow aus got me thinking:

hsm au

Believe me I have TRIED! I have tried so hard but I can't make it work. Troy and Gabriella are just so boring to me. And no matter how hard I think about it I can't slot Hunter and Willow into their positions in a way that makes sense in my brain. It feels so unnatural. Their characterization doesn't align in that perfect way that I like. There's only like slight snippets of similarities to work with.

The thing about Hunter is that it feels weird putting him into lighthearted high school AUs because he doesn't feel like Hunter to me unless he was raised by some fucked up cult. And it's very hard to find wiggle room for "Oh by the way this character was raised by a cult" in the HSM universe.

I think Willow, in a human AU, WOULD play basketball tho. So would Hunter. But he would not be encouraged to do so by his parental figure. Also I personally don't imagine either of them can sing. Willow, maybe, but she can't belt out a note that's gonna land her the lead in the school musical. Hunter is a theater kid to me but not the type who can sing.

Gustho HSM AU on the other hand....

We have a math prodigy with an unrealized interest in the performing arts. We have a very short but very talented basketball player who was bullied at his old school and is relieved to finally be popular and appreciated. Issac Ryan Brown and Jorge Diaz are both talented singers. Something about internalised homophobia?? I don't know!! I DONT KNOW!!!

Imagine Troy and Gabriella but they're gay and they're more interesting this time

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"art" here is defined in the broadest of terms. they are vocal and grating about their opposite opinion. imagine the worst possible options. if you are against "marriage," then this is defined as living with a partner.

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

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every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

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my favorite love language is trying, actually

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I'm a bit late, but anyways.

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girls kissing

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here comes my barbie

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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