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Got a sharp exhale and a smile

I need someone to make one of those papa pizzaria videos with iwtv

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I hope I inspired a lot of people, just to annoy you ❤️❤️❤️

I need someone to make one of those papa pizzaria videos with iwtv

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I need someone to make one of those papa pizzaria videos with iwtv

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That is Lestat, king 😌

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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I think we should kill him

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Guys my mom said I could have her old books (Twilight, hunger games, mortal instruments, etc) only issue is that I (and my entire family) have no clue where they are 😭🙏 they are either in our spider and wasp infested garage, my closet that consistently has spiders in it, or my dad's craft room closet that we cannot access 😭 wish me luck y'all

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EXCUSE ME???

Somebody needs to wrap me in bubble wrap. Over the span of the weekend+ today I have; Almost drowned, got electrocuted trying to touch a come, grabbed a cookie sheet out of the oven with the incorrect hand, slept wrong and hurt my hip for the whole day, got horribly sunburnt, and now today I cut my hand open on my DOORKNOB.

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HOW DID I MANAGE TO MISPELL COW???? I WAS NOT TRYING TO TOUCH A "COME"

Somebody needs to wrap me in bubble wrap. Over the span of the weekend+ today I have; Almost drowned, got electrocuted trying to touch a come, grabbed a cookie sheet out of the oven with the incorrect hand, slept wrong and hurt my hip for the whole day, got horribly sunburnt, and now today I cut my hand open on my DOORKNOB.

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Somebody needs to wrap me in bubble wrap. Over the span of the weekend+ today I have; Almost drowned, got electrocuted trying to touch a come, grabbed a cookie sheet out of the oven with the incorrect hand, slept wrong and hurt my hip for the whole day, got horribly sunburnt, and now today I cut my hand open on my DOORKNOB.

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I know English and ASL!

@brewsbrownies

I'm curious, what languages do my mutuals know?

I speak both English and German, and I know some very basic phrases of Finnish, Spanish, and French.

Tag your mutuals!!

@serene-sky-kid @halcyon-xxy @plutonium-sky @ari-skycotl @arsolitaforever @beigetiger @ejsuperstar

If I forgot you, I'm sorry, and don't be afraid to join in regardless <3

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I love having a family who supports my hobbies even though they think it's weird 💀 like yes King build that compost box

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"the burn of the first, cold sip of soda is something I'll always remember

the way the rest soothes the sting it had caused

in some ways it reminds me of you

like how we rarely got along

but as we grew, so did our minds

Now I can't imagine my life without you"

— Soda Friend

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So this is Christmas and what have you done? Another year over-

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excellent use of free will

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You reblog the strangest things but to be fair this did make me giggle

ao3 is down what if i destroyed god

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Me and @yourlocalmonstermailman went on another walk, we almost got attacked by dogs, it was fun.