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For the next hour, my muse is hooked up to a death machine. If five people send them an “O” first, they can go free. If five people send them an “X” first, they’re dead. The choice is yours~

Only one letter per person, so no cheating! Feel free to adjust the number necessary to reflect your blog’s follower count.

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“You could have said it was an ego boost thing before giving me a heart attack-”

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“THEN TELL ME WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE BETRAYING MY TRUST FOR MASKED DRAGON!”

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“I love and appreciate most all of my monsters equally. Happy now?”

“Masked Dragon needed an ego boost but I will always love LV10, that magnificent Lightning Vortex with 3000ATK.”

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“THEN TELL ME WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE BETRAYING MY TRUST FOR MASKED DRAGON!”

Friendship ended with Armed Dragon LV10.

Now Masked Dragon is my best friend.

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Sad dragon noises.

Friendship ended with Armed Dragon LV10.

Now Masked Dragon is my best friend.

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Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse:

(or the other way around - tell me!)

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .

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BAD FANFICTION SENTENCE STARTERS quotes taken from various fics i’ve read over the past week or two.

❛ i don’t have what you can call a ‘perfect life’. ❜ ❛ i, like always, didn’t get a lot of sleep. ❜ ❛ i already knew that, you dip. ❜ ❛ people here don’t really like me. ❜ ❛ if you don’t eat, you’ll die. ❜ ❛ you’re okay with dying? ❜ ❛ i love that name, it’s very unique. ❜ ❛ what’s with the confused face? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to make sure you didn’t get mugged. ❜ ❛ i just couldn’t wait to see your beautiful face. ❜ ❛ if they say anything mean, i will beat their asses. ❜ ❛ yeah, who am i? ❜ ❛ i ran over to them and punched their stupid face. ❜ ❛ be nice to her, she’s new. ❜ ❛ i overheard you mumbling to yourself. ❜ ❛ you know you’ve been in this room for about an hour? ❜ ❛ i don’t know what came over me, i guess that’s just my soft side. ❜ ❛ i got dinner from steak n shake. ❜ ❛ WAKE UP! MEET MY GIRLFRIEND! ❜ ❛ i finally get a girl i really like, and she runs away from me. ❜ ❛ they’re… tied up somewhere in a nearby walmart. ❜ ❛ alright you goon. gosh. ❜ ❛ the handwriting, the drawing, the poor choice of words; it’s [name]. ❜ ❛ GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND! ❜ ❛ i found some night goggles. ❜ ❛ they beat up my girlfriend. ❜ ❛ you can just go die. ❜ ❛ hey, fuck face, stop. ❜ ❛ he looked at me with a smile that could cause a heart attack. ❜ ❛ haha! you got PRANKED bitch! ❜ ❛ it’s not my fucking fault technology sucks. ❜ ❛ i almost threw up this morning from the fear. ❜

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

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the   killers   /   starter   sentences.

all   these   starters   are   taken   from   the   2017   album   ‘wonderful   wonderful’.   feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   as   needed!

❛  don’t you listen to the never.  ❜

❛  keep praying for rain.  ❜

❛  keep your ear to the shell.  ❜

❛  stay on the path that leads to the well.  ❜

❛  follow my voice.  ❜

❛  i am here.  ❜

❛  maybe i’m dirty, maybe i’m unworthy.  ❜

❛  you were never alone.  ❜

❛  i know the score like the back of my hand.  ❜

❛  i don’t give a damn.  ❜

❛  nothing can break me down.  ❜

❛  i’m the man.  ❜

❛  you can’t break me down.  ❜

❛  i got gas in the tank.  ❜

❛  i got money in the bank.  ❜

❛  i got news for you.  ❜

❛  you’re looking at the man.  ❜

❛  i got skin in the game.  ❜

❛  you see what i mean?  ❜

❛  i don’t feel no pain.  ❜

❛  who’s the man?  ❜

❛  don’t give up on me.  ❜

❛  i’m just in a rut.  ❜

❛  can’t keep my mind off of every little wrong.  ❜

❛  i hope you understand.  ❜

❛  this city’s always breathing, i wish that it would die.  ❜

❛  i’m not like her, you’re not like them.  ❜

❛  i’ll climb and i’ll climb.  ❜

❛  i didn’t see this comin’, i admit it.  ❜

❛  if you think i’ll buckle, forget it.  ❜

❛  i told you that i’d be the one.  ❜

❛  i’ll be there in the life to come.  ❜

❛  you think i lost my vision but i didn’t.  ❜

❛  it sounds like heaven, but it isn’t.  ❜

❛  let go of the blame.  ❜

❛  have a little faith in me.  ❜

❛  just dropkick the shame.  ❜

❛  uncover your face.  ❜

❛  call my name.  ❜

❛  i heard heaven and thunder cry.  ❜

❛  run for cover.  ❜

❛  run while you can, baby, don’t look back.  ❜

❛  you know you’re not the only one.  ❜

❛  what are you waiting for, a kiss or an apology?  ❜

❛  you’ve got nothing left to lose.  ❜

❛  i don’t know what happened.  ❜

❛  i hear my mother calling my name.  ❜

❛  i still come running, but i ain’t the same.  ❜

❛  you’re used to winning.  ❜

❛  how did it feel.  ❜

❛  could you hear the screaming?  ❜

❛  it was unreal.  ❜

❛  what did they pay you?  ❜

❛  what did it cost?  ❜

❛  how long did it take you to know that you lost?  ❜

❛  you got the faith of a child.  ❜

❛  you got some kind of love.  ❜

❛  you got the grace of the storm.  ❜

❛  can’t do this alone.  ❜

❛  we need you at home.  ❜

❛  there’s so much to see.  ❜

❛  we know that you’re strong.  ❜

❛  i can lose my temper.  ❜

❛  i hate when it gets serious.  ❜

❛  it’s like we’re going blind.  ❜

❛  i can’t get you out of mind.  ❜

❛  we’re falling.  ❜

❛  have all the songs been written?  ❜

❛  have all the truths been told?  ❜

❛  i just need one more.  ❜

❛  i can see it.  ❜

❛  i believe it.  ❜

❛  get your hair cut.  ❜

❛  get your head right.  ❜

❛  don’t forget where you come from.  ❜

❛  i don’t understand how this all started.  ❜

❛  i know it’s gotten out of hand.  ❜

❛  we can’t go back now.  ❜

❛  can’t just tell ourselves all of this will pass.  ❜

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Affection Meme

Send one of these from your muse to mine, or send me a  ➥  for their affections toward yours.  

Fingers in Hair: I will treasure you. Hand on the Head: I think about you a lot. Kiss / Touch to Ear: I forgive / forgave you. Forehead to Forehead: I’m here / understand. Kiss on or around Eye: I don’t want you to be sad. Hesitant Touch: You’ve hurt me / I still care for you. Boop on the Nose: You’re adorable / make me happy. Kiss on the Cheek / Mouth: I love you / I’ve missed you. Touching the Chin: I want honesty / things to work out. Mouth on or near Neck: I want you / want to be with you. Touching the Neck / Shoulders: I want you to feel good. Leaning on Shoulder: I need you / your support right now. Kiss / Hand / Touch over Heart: I want your understanding. Kiss on the Wrist / Palm: I feel deeply connected to you. Holding Hands: I want to be reminded of your presence. Touching Fingers: I want to speak, but lack the words. Arm around Waist: I want you to be careful / feel safe. Touch on / Kiss to the Ribs: I regard you reverently. Hand on Lower Back: I’ll be by your side no matter. Hands on or near Hips: I feel possessive of you. Touch to Thigh: I want something more with you. Head on Lap: I trust you / feel safe with you. Hand on Knee: I am concerned for you. Other: Fill in what your muse does / feels!

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Send “hide the pain” for my muse to hide an injury from your muse.

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harry potter books starters

feel free to change pronouns etc!

“there’s no need to call me sir”

“just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have”

“he must’ve known that you’d want to come back”

“have a biscuit”

“it was like having friends”

“one mustn’t tell lies”

“to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure”

“it’s for some stupid noble reason isn’t it?”

“what do i care how he looks? i am good-looking for both of us, i think!”

“pity the living, and above all those who live without love”

“honestly, if you were any slower you’d be going backwards”

“i’ve heard you’ve been giving out signed photos”

“i assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in”

“you were just showing moral fibre!”

“of all the tree we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back”

“it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”

“humans do have a knack for choosing precisely those things that are worst for them”

“anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve”

“always the tone of surprise”

“perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it”

“thoughts can leave deeper scarring than almost anything else”

“i am what i am and i’m not ashamed”

“of course it is happening inside your head, but why should that mean it isn’t real?”

“there are all kinds of courage”“is that why you dyed your eyebrow?”

“it is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more”

“don’t think i don’t know how this might end”

“take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals”

“killing is not so easy as the innocent believe”

“i don’t go looking for trouble. trouble usually finds me”

“one can never have enough socks”

“scars can come in useful”

“when in doubt, go to the library”

“i’m hoping to do some good in the world!”

“i will write to your mother”

“would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

“throw it away and punch him on the nose”

“don’t worry, you’re jut as sane as i am”

“there are things worth dying for!”

“what’s life without a little risk?”

“there’s the silver lining i’ve been looking for”

“ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies”

“give her hell from us”

“i solemnly sear that I am up to no good”

“mischief managed”

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☁️10cm Lyric Prompts☁️

❛ I texted you all day but you haven’t read any of them yet ❜

❛ You really seem stupid right now ❜

❛ Why do you get prettier every time I see you? ❜

❛ When I look at you I get more and more nervous ❜

❛ No one will think you’re a bad person ❜

❛ She said she was bored and had to go home, so I came here ❜

❛ I don’t even know my heart ❜

❛ How many times do I have to tell you? ❜

❛ You’ll forget me, what’s the problem? ❜

❛ Did you forget to give it to me? ❜

❛ The manager who hates me kept saying mean things to me ❜

❛ Hug me ❜

❛ Don’t stop me and my love for you ❜

❛ Why are you so busy? It’s so hard to see you ❜

❛ What exactly are you doing these days? ❜

❛ Please just trust me and wait for me ❜

❛ Who are you to hurt me like this? ❜

❛ You may not believe me but you’re my first love ❜

❛ You can’t disguise a burning heart ❜

❛ All day, I’m only waiting for you to come home ❜

❛ I’m a fool who can’t do anything without you ❜

❛ Do you know what time it is? ❜

❛ Don’t leave me alone ❜

❛ Where and how should I start? ❜

❛ Can’t you stay with me a little longer? ❜

❛ Emptiness fills up my day after you left ❜

❛ How much longer can I endure this? ❜

❛ Tell me any song you want to hear, everything ❜

❛ Sweet yet sad and breathtaking ❜

❛ I’m gonna make your heart flutter so much that you can’t sleep ❜

❛ I keep seeing you, even in my dreams ❜

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“Thank you for caring, but I do not believe the growling was from my stomach.” When he had created this form, he made sure to keep out the effects of hunger so he had more time to assist with searching for the Seven Stars. He still ate to pass as human, of course, but even then, he already passed by the cafeteria earlier. “You should go eat if you’re hungry.”

@scalearmory <3′d for a starter!

“…Pretty sure y’ want th’ cafeteria.” The raven jerked a thumb down the school’s hallway, giving the boy a pointed stare. She was pretty sure the growling wasn’t her own stomach… But then even if it was, she wasn’t about to admit it, and especially not to someone she’d just nearly bumped into in the hall. “If I’m rememberin’ right, th’ school itself’s on fried rice day. Smells good, t’.”

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"Hehe.You're quite adorable when your cheeks flush like that."

“A-Adorable?” He’s flustered now, never thinking he could be referred to as any form of cute...he can’t help but feel a little embarrassed, hiding his face behind his hand again.

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been a while since i’ve been on this blog, so how about a starter call?

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*Elise is just going to kiss the other's cheeks*"Surprised you there,didn't i?"

"A-Ah, a bit, yes-" 

Kaga hides his face, cheeks bright red under his hand. That was certainly unexpected, and now he's flustered.

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[Terrify your character] Wanna see a picture of a shaved Winged Kuriboh?

"I-I'm sorry, did you say a shaved kuriboh-?"