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BARK BARK WOOF GRRRR AWOOGA

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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Oh, and, uh, while I’m on the (sort of) subject... Mika’s dub? Maybe if ENG VA’s in general would just start leaning into their natural voices or if Hoyo hired actual children and/or teenagers my ears could finally take a break from that stupid fucking nasally isekai protagonist Funimation ass voice god DAMN

I simply think the world would be a better place if this fandom actually gramps-ified Dainsleif, Zhongli, Dottore, Xiao and Venti like they deserve. Mfs are literally in the age range of 500 and 6000 years old and you’re telling me they carry themselves like a mid-twenties k-drama pretty boy? Bombastic, criminally offensive side-eye,,, just let them be old and weary and kind and wrinkled and snappy and dapper and pernickety and fond

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I simply think the world would be a better place if this fandom actually gramps-ified Dainsleif, Zhongli, Dottore, Xiao and Venti like they deserve. Mfs are literally in the age range of 500 and 6000 years old and you’re telling me they carry themselves like a mid-twenties k-drama pretty boy? Bombastic, criminally offensive side-eye,,, just let them be old and weary and kind and wrinkled and snappy and dapper and pernickety and fond

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…and what if I started shipping Vander and Silco? What then? 🫣

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HE HAS APOLOGISED BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

After a great period of reflection, I do not, methinks, wish to fuck with this lameass stinking ChatGPT

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After a great period of reflection, I do not, methinks, wish to fuck with this lameass stinking ChatGPT

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dreamworks truly are just like us😂

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“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

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Can anyone hmu with some of your favourite luckae fics (sorry, I have a preference but switch or implied switch is fine) because I've been through the top few kudos-ed ones already and I really cba to mine for gold beyond kae karo's stuff

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Hahahaha yeah that's so me when I call some silly little guy my "food" (🤨) and my "gatito" (cute diminutive) (literally means "kitten") and tell him how much I "love" his smell (Dwayne Johnson boom sound effect) and chase him to the ends of the earth to stop him being a goofy ahh idiot who keeps dying when I have perhaps the single most important job in the universe to be getting on with instead but no homo hahahaha

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damn,,, these allegations got hands

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The Ensleif brain rot continues

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i hate that every time i look for color studies and tips to improve my art and make it more dynamic and interesting all that comes up are rudimentary explanations of the color wheel that explain it to me like im in 1st grade and just now discovering my primary colors

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I've been picking at this Enjou for several days and to no avail, so, I'm finally giving in and posting the WIP

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Favourite eldritch meow-meows

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I think they should kiss

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