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does anyone know what the fuck i was on about??????

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i love tumblr posts that say how much the poster loves basic human concepts and then explains those basic concepts in completely nonsensical metaphors as if explaining them to you as if you were four years old.

like sick joke bro. that was a nice reference to comedy

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and honestly sometimes your best friends are peak media

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sorry needed to save this specific clip somewhere so i never lose it

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and honestly sometimes your best friends are peak media

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going to Five Guys

Four when i get there.

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you can say whatever you want about wes anderson movies all being the same. but you can't say there's any movie other than the phoenician scheme that lets michael cera turn into cowboy bebop for two seconds.

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slowly realizing i should have put a "they aren't divorced but they should be" option. my bad, gang

Calling all Spamtenna shippers: Important Question

Especially post-Chapter 3 Spamtenna shippers. No shame no judgement. But.

Do you have divorced parents. And if so, do you either want them to reconcile and get back together, or have conflicting feelings about whether or not they should?

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Calling all Spamtenna shippers: Important Question

Especially post-Chapter 3 Spamtenna shippers. No shame no judgement. But.

Do you have divorced parents. And if so, do you either want them to reconcile and get back together, or have conflicting feelings about whether or not they should?

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contender for maybe one of the funniest things scorpy has said

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I had to draw Nurse Dollie 😭 she so cutie!!

saw the new teaser poster the other day for SOTM and I had to draw dollie 😭

It is kind of in it’s own funky style, different from my usual stuff

I decided to give her more of a retro bob but that is cause of my own personal taste lmao

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how to NOT mischaracterize mimic

people of freddit especially miss the whole point of mimic's character, so i dove into the books (something they are deathly afraid of doing) and scoured up some fun fun facts about our admirable animatronic

closeups

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I-no

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this will make no sense, and i can not in a reasonable way explain myself, but i need to make this known. steven universe, travis mcelroy, and brian david gilbert are all the same thing in my eyes

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R1P Taskmaster, you would have loved talking with John for hours about your shields, the battle scars on them, and the mission stories behind them.

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genuinely obsessed with this reblog. got me talking to my also gg/bugsnax fan friend and they had a lot to share about how The Snaktooth Boyz' arcs correlate with Gear Cell lore more than I thought. There's so much potential for a Bugsnax crossover. I hope they give Filbo an alternate skin where he's a slightly different shade of blue

can't believe the strive season 5 pass got revealed already. this shit sucks.

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every day i am thankful for artists who make the guilty gear characters fat and/or hairy when they aren't in the game. especially the women. but also everyone. but especially i-no. those artists are the fuel that keeps this earth spinning