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yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen
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where’s that lorde tweet abt people not being ready
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I heard a cardboard noise and turned around to find this
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i called a place to get winter tires on my car and the guy asked me for my “tire size” and “rim type” i have never been so scared in my life sir i don’t know how to use my windshield wipers
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throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party
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I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
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@ big industries stop throwing your trash in the ocean
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Me: Come over
Rosie: I don’t know…
Me: I got a lovely love seat
Rosie:
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