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Alright okay fine i did it i started watching leverage are you’re all so correct it is a beautiful sexy show about the most autistic people in the world doing robin hood crimes and flirting with each other. And i love it.

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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rb to stare at a mutual like:

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Completed hood, based off a 16th century ‘shame’ mask.

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i don't dress for men i dress for whoever finds my body rotting in the woods

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Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

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i love drinking coffee

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Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

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i can’t fix him. but i would like to suck his dick.

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ask game for fanfic writers: 4, 48, 98

4: what is the plot bunny you’ve been carrying for the longest? optional bonus question: do you ever wonder why you haven’t written it yet and experience deep existential dread?

this is a sharp veer from any of the fandoms i regularly post about but if you know me this won’t shock you but it’s a stargate/farscape crossover where cameron mitchell and john crichton are actually the same person, with the events of farscape being the precursor to him becoming cam mitchell and joining sg1. it’s an idea ive had since i was in high school that ive just never done anything with even tho i really want to

48: do you reread your own stories?

i write them for me so yes i reread them i am the target audience

98: what don’t you like about your writing style?

i think mostly i just fear it can be kinda bland and repetitive. i often feel im guilty of writing in the “he did this and then he did this and then this happened” kinda way

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

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pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

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we need more people making out covered in blood. NOW

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in every single hrpf fic, regardless of team fandom, there is a moment where the writer is like