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[scolipede-kid]

Youuuuu have a point! But his disappointment in maybe ten years time is like an ominous stamp on my soulllllll. Eeeeeee

I caught a boy who tried to pickpocket a man today, and after I told him it wasn’t right to steal and blah blah blah, he asked me how the heck I ran so fast. I say I ran track and field at my school.

Then the boy looked at me with such admiring eyes and told me I was so awesome, and that he was gonna run track and field next time so that he can run just as fast as me. He then skipped merrily off.

…Sligoogle, how to cleanse your soul after you’ve just lied to a child and gave him a dream that is destined to (probably) shatter?

[scolipede-kid]

I caught a boy who tried to pickpocket a man today, and after I told him it wasn’t right to steal and blah blah blah, he asked me how the heck I ran so fast. I say I ran track and field at my school.

Then the boy looked at me with such admiring eyes and told me I was so awesome, and that he was gonna run track and field next time so that he can run just as fast as me. He then skipped merrily off.

…Sligoogle, how to cleanse your soul after you’ve just lied to a child and gave him a dream that is destined to (probably) shatter?

[scolipede-kid]

Would you be able to define what abilities you gained from from the strange scoiipede bite?

Oh! Um, I guess I kinda gained all of Zoomer (the venipede’s) moves! He had the ability Speed Boost so I can nyoom like Sandshrew the Hedgehog now (OOC: pokémon equivalent of sonic).

Whatever I bite or scratch, I also poison? Ya see, like poisonous fingernails. If I scratch you, and you bleed, that’s not gonna be very good. Oh and also the ability to like materialise and shoot poison bombs from the air. That I assume is Sludge Bomb!

The unfun part of this is now I leap out of my skin at the slightest… well, everything. God has it been hard to go into crowds now since I became Scolipede Kid, because I sense just about everything that’s going on all around me. And my brain just dies. Flops. Explodes and overheats.

[scolipede-kid]

Hah, will do, sir yes sir. Or captain yes captain or whatever works for you because gender and all that crap.

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Oh wait. Hold on, yeah, I remember now.

I guess it’s good having someone to uh, fight crime with. Welcome to the team! Or should you be saying that to me…

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Thank you so much, hope ya don’t too my bro <3

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Hey, spiders are cool but y’know, Scolipede’s definitely better. Totally with bias here. Also, huh. Don’t I know you from somewhere…?

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Well, hey! There’s a nice and nasty little surprise all wrapped up like a little package tied with an ominous black ribbon. More heroes on here. A villain saying they could get knowledge on my location if I wanted to. And glad I was able to leave a good impression on you, fellow organism.

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Are you a goody two shoes hero? are you? ~Viktor

Who in the everloving name of Arc are you, may I ask? Sorry, I’m preeeeetty new to rotomblr, hint hint just joined a few days ago.

And don’t call me goody-two-shoes >:( I just- stop whatever I think is bad, I guess. Oh, and saving other people’s skins when I CAN, am ABLE TO, and am AWARE ABOUT THEIR LIFE BEING IN DANGER.

[scolipede-kid]

Oh noooooo, I’m so scared. I’m on this imaginary platform of thin ice and it’s cracking, oh noooooo.

Also, ONE…? Of me? You mean there’s MORE of me on here?? :D

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Ooooh. Am I really?

Well, nice being noticed by somebody else! //they said that in a lighthearted mocking tone

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Yo! Opinions on the other bug types of Unova?

Hey! Um, like of course Scolipede’s the best but like I gotta rate things fairly.

I think Leavanny is pretty cool, for the fact they can make clothes out of leaves. Weaver, my own, tried making a shirt for me once and it wasn’t half bad! Though it kinda wilted in about a month, haha.

Joltik is cute. It’s cute. That’s all I gotta say about it, it’s cute. It’s evolution, Galvantula, is pretty fricking cool too.

Volcarona gotta be the prettiest out of the bunch, though. Like… like some kind of flaming bug angel. I dunno about you, but that’s what it looks like to me.

Escavalier and Accelgor look like they’d be two rivals in an anime.

Crustle… eh. It looks like you could sit on it, no offense to Crustle enjoyer out there.

[scolipede-kid]

omg more bug people

Hey! First ask! Yeahhhhhh- more bug people. I’m just kinda relieved in a way I’m not also a spider lmao. Spiders are cool don’t get me wrong but like standing outttttt? Ya knowwwwww…?

[scolipede-kid]

Sooooooo… Uh. I heard of this funny Rotomblr thing and thought I’d give it a try cause hey, why not. But how EXACTLY do I get started here for the love of holy arceus? Come on, help a Scolipede out.

[scolipede-kid]

Hey!

Woohoo. Time for introduction, I guess. Boring but whatever, gotta make a good impression.

Hey he-LLO! I am uh, Scolipede Kid. Was bitten by a very uh, special Venipede one day and got absolutely sick to the end of the whole wide world but survived like the awesome guy I am and became your one and only… Scolipede Kid. The aforementioned is now part of my team :)

Speaking of which, my team:

Zoomer the Scolipede

Crescent the Absol

Weaver the Leavanny

Striker the Zebstrika

Yeahhhh, I’m no good at names but don’t come after me for that or I’ll come after you. Not to brag but I got some slick stuff up my sleeve, hehe~

It was like someone said “hmmmm, we have too many spider-superheroes we need a change of pace!” and created Zoomer who then semi-created me. No I cannot sling webby webs around like the other coolio spider-heroes. But I can run much faster than the average person AND also have sharp poisonous stabby thingies like claws! Cool, ain’t it?

Anyway, that’s it for my introduction, I hope to see you around.

okay um yes i uh. had a dream where i was a scolipede running around defeating bad guys. and scolipede kid came to life

HSGHAHHGSHHEH i know scolipede’s not a spider but this was just an idea that came to me randomly and yeah! wanted to try it out.

main account is @robin-the-wanderer! (please see there for DNI etc) my other blogs are: @head-explode (blacephalon blog), @little-bag-boy-pokemon (little nightmares faller blog), @samurai-little-and-the-fairy (adventure blog featuring a kartana and comfey.)