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SPOTTED: leather jacketted lahey all smirks and smiles while cozying up with sunshine barbie forbes. just friends? i don't think so.

Leather jacketted who? Has our sunshine barbie gone so far off the reservation that she's settling for nobodys? 

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SPOTTED: Ezra Fitz and Allison Argent after class. Door closed. I'm smelling sexual tension here.

Pics or it didn't happen. Those two are about as vanilla as Ned Flanders.

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I think Elena must be some kinda psycho, she's been acting extra freaking lately.

Do keep in mind that losing her parents would probably affect the way she would act. That being said if it means that E's going wild on the table tops again then I'm all for her declining state of mind.

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GG Blast #000007

As you all saw, Miss Spencer Hastings seems to think that I have no fans, and that my parents would be disappointed by what I do. While my parents probably won't be proud of what I do in my free time, parents are never as innocent as they seem.

Through some lovely detective work, I have recently discovered a flaw in the birth certificate of our lovely Spencer Hastings. It reads Peter Hastings when it should read Richard Lockwood.

That's right little ones, the fabulous Lydia Lockwood and extremely handsome Tyler Lockwood have a brand new half-sister! She's five foot seven and about a hundred and twenty pounds, I'd say.

Remember Hastings, I mean Lockwood, don't test me. I make sure you all pay the price.

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When did Mystic Falls turn into some low budget horror film? Teen Wolf and Fright Night belong in the 80s, its time for a new record.

With a surplus of founders and their money, Mystic Falls is anything but a low budget horror film. Besides, no movie I've seen has a character as fabulous as me. 

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Serena and Tyler seem to be getting pretty cozy. Blair better watch her back, else she might lose both her besties and her crown in one swoop.

Queen B's right hand men have a lot more in common than they think. One of those things being not having the ability to control the masses. 

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It seems I don't have the fan I thought I did in Spencer Hastings. Well sweetie, get ready, because my next blast is going to be served up hot and ready just for you.

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Sammy Evans may be new in town, but he sure knows what he's doing. First Diana and now Allison. Shame about that guppy mouth though.

Oh, Sammy, what big lips you have. Too bad his lips aren't the only big thing you ladies should be worried about. 

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Finally! Lydia's influence might actually make Elena bearable!

It would take an act of magic to make Elena bearable. If Bonnie can't help her, Lydia definitely can't. 

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There's no way Lydia Lockwood is actually the first in her class. Mayor Lockwood has to be pulling a few strings. The only test she'd ace is a test about herself.

Would you be scoring higher of that test about Lydia Lockwood than she would? You seem like quite the expert on Lady L.

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there's gotta be a reason stefan chose spencer out of all the girls in the mystic falls to date. how do you think she snagged him? bribe? blackmail?

She might not have much personality or curve to persuade a man with, but Spencer Hastings at least has three things working for her. Money, money, money. 

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blair needs to get laid, maybe she'll stop being such a capital B bitch

With all the Lady L/B tips coming in, one might wonder if there's a new reason for B holding out on Jackson. He might not get any fun, but Bitch is always more fun than Benevolent. 

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Spotted: Queen B cozying up to Mr. Fitz at the carnival. He sure likes his students, but who can blame all these underage ladies for taking a bite out of that hot piece of ass?

I'd say B doesn't have it in her; but who knows, maybe having an affair is a family tradition.

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Spotted: Allison Argent with Adam Conant, Sam Evans, Matt Donovan, Ezra Fitz, and Jake Armstrong all in one week. Either Cupid's arrow has been hard at work or her legs have spread as wide as that bowstring.

If sex and talking were the same thing, we'd all be as busy as Faye. 

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why does elena look so blah one day and sexy the next? it's like she has split personalities or something

You can groom a dog all you want, he still does the same tricks. Don't get your hopes up, I don't think anything could make Elena more interesting. 

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lydia and blair should stop the rivalry and just make out already

This again? We get it, Blair and Lydia should get it on. Give me something better.

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apparently jake and faye salvatore have a past. faye went through like seven different emotions while talking to him before dragging him into the woods.

Faye has emotions? Someone call the Chronicle, that's a story I'd love to see. Perhaps someone should warn her about... nah, it's more fun if she finds out on her own.