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cowboy rp

fell cock first on a cactuce

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my beautiful nonbinary child named superglue who loves to chase me with garden shears

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Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

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In the weeks up to this years eurovision final (13 May 2023) I will hold a tournament for the most memorable Eurovision performances and you can submit which performances are to compete. (infact PLEASE do submit i am begging)

This is not about the quality of the songs necessarily but instead about how iconic, silly, or absolutely wild these performances were.

Which performances just embody whatever is going on with Eurovision?

submission rules are as follows:

must be a competing performance from either a semifinal or final (so no filler performances during voting or non performance moments)

the performances can be from any of the eurovision years from 1956 to 2022 (not 2023 since there hasn't been any (semi)final yet)

submit with country, artist and year of entry via asks or message

submissions possible until march 31st

incase there wont be enough entries i will fill it up with my own suggestions.

If there are a lot of iconic moments outside of competing performances that are submited i might make a special category voting for those.

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she seasons on my brocco til i li

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Small man knocked unconscious by a particularly large snowflake on the corner of 47th and 5th

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i did it i got the trans shaggy clip

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when you get down, down to the sub-atomic part of it that’s when it breaks you know, that’s when it falls apart!

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gosh, your peter is the embodiment of dorky but hot. i love your art. what the fuck.

wanna shove him in a locker but like, also kiss him stupid(er) 

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birthday beanie for September 6th? danke :D

You share a birthday with Colsso the Mammoth!

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❤️✨Baby Valerie✨❤️

Baby Valerie is a part of the Twins Update this Saturday at 5PM EST!!!

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Emperor moths have large eyespots on their hind wings that they flash when disturbed. This often startles and thwarts potential predators.

Image credit: Tim Flach

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hey @goodpostsonly do you wanna make out?

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jaywalking is a near erotic experience to me

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[n portal through posts 😁

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Tomorrow I switch out Hemlock from the loft and move Taro and Ivy in - he is going to take it just fine. I got him begging for pets within 15 minutes. Man was just made to be petted.