secondhandmckie

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*      ―    ﴾  𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠  𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜  ﴿   :    𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒  𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘  𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

personally ,   i’m  tired  of  the  secondhand  embarrassment.   so  here’s  a  random  assortment  of  nsfw  actions  and  dialogue  prompts  that  don’t  feel  too  over  the  top.   (  don’t  forget  to  add  [ reverse ]  if  you’d  like  to  see  the  receiver  perform  the  action.  )

actions.

[ PULL ]:  sender  pulls  receivers  hair.

[ HICKEY ]:  sender  gives  receiver  a  hickey.

[ TRAIL ]:  sender  leaves  a  trail  of  kisses  down  receivers  stomach.

[ HIPS ]:  sender  pulls  receiver  in  closer  by  the  hips.

[ KNEES ]:  sender  lowers  themselves  to  their  knees.

[ STRIPTEASE ]:  sender  teasingly  strips  their  clothes.

[ STRIP ]:  sender  undresses  receiver.

[ GRIND ]:  sender  grinds  on  receivers  thigh.

[ ORAL ]:  sender  goes  down  on  receiver.

[ PASSENGER ]:  sender  touches  receiver  while  sender  is  driving.

[ DRIVER ]:  sender  goes  down  on  /  touches  receiver  while  receiver  is  driving.

[ OVERSTIMULATED ]:  sender  repeatedly  making  receiver  orgasm.

[ PUBLIC ]:  sender  and  receiver  have  sex  somewhere  public.

[ CAR ]:  sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  car.

[ CONTROL ]:  sender  is  riding  receiver  and  receiver  takes  control  by  guiding  their  hips.

[ SHY ]:  sender  covers  their  face  and  receiver  moves  their  hands  away.

[ EYES ]:  sender  makes  receiver  look  them  in  the  eyes.

[ BEG ]:  sender  begs  receiver  to  touch  /  fuck  them.

[ MORNING ]:  sender  wakes  receiver  up  with  sex.

[ STRADDLE ]:  sender  sits  in  receivers  lap  to  tease  them.

[ CAMERA ]:  sender  records  receiver.

[ RECORD ]:  sender  is  recorded  by  receiver.

[ MOUTH ]:  sender  puts  their  fingers  into  receivers  mouth.

[ LOVE ]:  sender  tells  receiver  they  love  them  during.

[ PUSH ]:  sender  pushes  receiver  onto  bed.

dialogue.

“ you  look  so  pretty  like  this.  “

“ i  want  to  spend  all  night  learning  every  sound  you  make. “

“ let  me  take  care  of  you. “

“ i’m  not  wearing  any  underwear  right  now. “

“ you’re  really  good  at  that. “

“ god,  you’re  so  wet  /  hard  …. “

“ i  think  about  you  when  i  touch  myself. “

“ tell  me  what  you  want. “

“ please  touch  /  fuck  me. “

“ i  love  teasing  you. “

“ touch  yourself  for  me. “

“ i  get  so  wet  /  hard  around  you. “

“ get  on  your  knees. “

“ you’re  such  a  tease. “

“ tell  me  you’re  mine. “

“ i’m  yours. “

“ i  want  you  to  cum  for  me. “

“ i  want  you  to  cum  in  me. “

“ i’ll  be  good,  i  promise. “

“ you’re  doing  so  good  for  me. “

“ you  feel  so  good. “

“ you  sound  so  pretty  when  you  moan. “

“ i  could  be  your  toy. “

“ fuck  me  like  you  love  me. “

“ i’m  gonna  cum- “

“ i  just  want  to  feel  something. “

“ i  wanna  be  on  top  this  time. “

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Vital Mothman lore update on my blusky feed.

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don't contradict an old man. it's disrespectful. [ HOSEA AT MOLLY ]

Pushing Daisies Meme

"I'd like to state for the record that you're the one that called yourself old, not me." Molly reaches over, stealing his biscuit from his plate and scampering back before he can retrieve it. She takes an unrepentant bite from it, tempted to shove the entirety of it into her mouth before it can be salvaged. Childish? Naturally. He started it. "Besides," She manages around the bite, but she at least has the decency to bring a hand up to cover her mouth as she speaks, "What else am I supposed to do for fun around here if I can't contradict and disrespect old men? That's the real tragedy."

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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Negan The Walking Dead: S10E05 - What It Always Is

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you didn't come here to apologize at all, did you?

[ silver at Alan. Knife emoji ]

Pushing Daisies Meme

"Ding ding ding." He says, like a cheesy game-show host with an equally infuriating smile. Each word is punctuated with the curling smoke emanating from his lips and the pungent cigar between his fingers. A cigar he waggles at Silver. "You're one smart little fucker, aren't you?"

Still, Alan doesn't immediately get to the point--why should he? He has all the time in the world, and the gun in his belt there just to make sure that stays the case. Feels masculine. Feels good.

"Where's your rush, sport? I thought me 'n you could catch up, talk about old times..." He settles himself into one of the chairs with a grunt, that shit-eating expression of his never wavering. His boots come up onto the table, crossing at the ankles in the picture of leisure. "A good host would offer me a drink, y'know..."

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pushing daisies, season 1.

dialogue prompts from the first season of bryan fuller's pushing daisies.

i asked you not to use the word 'zombie'. it's disrespectful.

you're either living or you're dead.

i used to think 'masturbation' meant chewing your food.

when was the last time someone touched you with affection?

i don't remember anything from when i was ten.

you were my first kiss, too. want to be my last?

if you don't want to kiss me, it's okay.

what if you didn't have to be dead?

when people aren't being honest, their eye twitches, like yours did just now.

i always wondered if you'd come back.

i guess you came back when i needed you most.

i suppose dying's as good an excuse as any to start living.

i'd kiss you if it wouldn't kill me.

i'm not mad, i just want to know. i'll be mad if you lie to me, though.

i don't think justice was on the menu. maybe as a side dish, but not as an entrée.

you can't just touch somebody's life and be done with it.

we all have childhood issues, okay? believe me. i've got the full subscription.

i was hoisted by my own petard.

are you a drug mule?

this is fantastic. being honest is fun.

_____ always wanted to get away.

didn't i kill you?

i just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.

do you have any last words or thoughts or requests?

don't you want to know about me? i want to know everything about you.

i hate having secrets, and now i am one.

you never can completely erase anything.

the dead don't talk. usually.

that wasn't the truth bus, that was the bitchy crosstown express.

do you think dying has made me morbid?

that was a very mean thing you did.

i didn't actively kill. i'm not an active killer. i'm not a killer.

you killed someone for me?

any neuroses? pathologies?

i didn't murder anyone. there was no malice or forethought.

we make choices and we live with the consequences. if someone gets hurt along the way, we ask for forgiveness. it's the best we can do.

i'm here as a concerned citizen of the world.

don't contradict an old man. it's disrespectful.

what is this, the idiot brigade?

i can't imagine anything about you that isn't something that i like.

you know you want to read it.

there's so much i'm learning about you.

i think heaven's closer than you think.

did you just kick me under the table?

i thought if i locked it all away, i could forget.

do you remember very much about my father?

then why do i still miss him?

we see what i want to see?

sometimes you have to keep a secret, even if it means hurting someone.

you really don't have to stay. i can totally take care of myself.

bourbon is just flashy chamomile.

thank you for respecting my secret.

you should run. save yourself.

i had to confront a ghost today.

were you watching me sleep?

i've been watching you. not obsessively, but i've been paying attention.

if you feel something, it's real.

haven't you ever used someone for commercial gain?

we are an 'us', aren't we?

you can say it all you want. i've stopped listening.

time can take forever.

'surprise' has never been a very good word for me.

isn't it great we can joke?

moods, plural. not all of them good.

i don't do 'loose'. i prefer 'tightly wound'.

while i have you here, would you take my photo?

we're not at that stage of our friendship yet. please don't cry in front of me.

you'd be surprised what you can hear when you press your ear to the right pipe.

i think it's brave to try to be happy.

you are so sweet. somebody could get a cavity standing next to you.

you let your emotions get away from you, and everything falls apart.

you didn't come here to apologize at all, did you?

you know how to pick a lock?

why are you dressed like a cat burglar?

sometimes a crime of passion is not seeing the passion in time.

i think you were my phantom limb.

it may be romantic, but it's not dignified.

go clean yourself up. you look like crap.

you know you have a tell when you lie?

i need to tell someone the truth, even if they don't believe me.

i have to hate you a little. just for a little while.

i'm sorry. i thought i pulled it together, but then i came apart.

it can be so exhausting carrying a secret.

do i look like a damn ouija board to you?

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personally i love when people find my ocs hot

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you're the one who told me to let off some steam. (from Daryl to Ellie)

In the Meme Vault

It's probably the most words he's said to her in a single sentence in...well, likely as long as she's known him. Daryl is a man known for more action and few words--she's reminded of what people say about ducks. Floating easily on the water but their feet are just moving a mile a minute underneath it. Her hazel gaze flicks from his, to the ax in his hand, and then to the fallen tree he'd been obliterating. "No, yeah, that's...that's what I said, alright." She replied softly. "I'm just...wondering what the tree did to you."

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oh shut up, you love to disagree with me more than anything, it’s your favourite thing in the world. (to molly)

In the Meme Vault

True.

"I wouldn't have to if you weren't always wrong." She says in a way that's apparently meant to be placating, but Molly knows will grind his gears unlike anything else.

That's the fun part, you see.

She plants herself on the sofa nearby, curling legs beneath her and toying with her phone. It's just another day in the life, as far as she's concerned. "All I'm saying is that if you really want to make this work, you're going to need my help. I have a certain...charm, that you don't. If you want people to let down their guard, you're going to need someone with that kind of charm. I'm adorable. And you?" Molly raises her phone, taking a quick photo of him. She smirks as she looks it over, then meets his eye. "You're giving prison wife vibes."

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"Happy birthday, Dove," Horst kissed Molly's cheek, and then plopped himself down onto the sofa beside her. Into her lap, he casually dropped a wrapped gift.

"What did I miss?"

oopsie this is late

He just sort of appears.

Horst always just sort of appears, doesn't he? She's threatened him more than once that she's going to put bells on all of his expensive shoes, and maybe that's why he's started to make a little effort to not sneak up on her.

Or, at least, why he never comes empty-handed.

"Where have you been?" She demanded asked, apparently torn between admonishing him for his absence...and needing to know what's inside the box.

Ooh, they should watch Se7en tonight...'What's in the booox??', y'know?

Curiosity over the present wins out, and Molly offers him a crooked sort of smile. "Thank you." She finally relents, and begins to pull open the paper, opening the box to reveal-

Another wrapped box. Molly stares at it a moment, before beginning to unwrap the next...even as it's proving to be another layer before she reaches yet another, smaller box.

"...there's another box inside this one, isn't there?" She asked, arching a brow at him. "Like a nesting doll situation, but boxes?"

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#mood

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Favorite Otps/Pairings: Dennis Cooper & Davia Moss (Good Trouble) “Are we...spending our whole lives together? That's my plan. We are strong. We're going to get through this together, and everything else that comes our way. Anything. I love you. I love you, too."

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Oh what a cutsie!