You love me?
You’re such an idiot.
I love you too.
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Movie critics: Venom is a terrible film.
Literally everyone else:
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me staring off into the void thinking about old rp partners i miss dearly:
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someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
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Both my friends who watched venom with me said they wouldn’t want a symbiote and I’m like bitch are you thick???? You’re immortal and have a buddy who knows everything ya want n is always there for u and loves and cares for ya and you can eat whatever you want and if ya gotta eat som ppl every now n then so WHAT?! sign me tf up i already have a list of folks who could use some getting eaten. cowards.
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My man has three (3) PhDs just so y'all know and just so antis have another reason to suck my ass
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shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives
t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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