Too Many Spirits • Ryan & Shane Get the Drunkest & Read the Most Festive Ghost Stories
sentences taken from here.
“ say your line, biatch. ”
“ now we’re fuckin’ kentucky fried, baby. ”
“ shut your mouth. ”
“ one of us has more sex appeal obviously. ”
“ how am i supposed to compete with this? ”
“ i’m so intimidated. ”
“ i would never kill him. ”
“ speaking of yolk, look at ____’s arms. ”
“ you’re just squeezing it with your hand? ”
“ that’s the sex appeal. ”
“ why are you so good at this?! what is wrong with me? ”
“ i don’t understand what i’m doing. i don’t even know why i’m here. ”
“ all i have is nothing anymore. ”
“ i don’t want your patronizing shit. ”
“ you’re too nice. why are you here? ”
“ you son of a bitch. ”
“ i didn’t mean to kill him. i didn’t think he was gonna die. ”
“ do people often pronounce the l in yolk? ”
“ i’m really happy with ____’s negligence and just overall inability, because right now it really benefited me. ”
“ looks like he has some ornament nipple piercings too. ”
“ and your nipples are really wide. ”
“ alright. let’s get naked. ”
“ well, yours are trying to escape to your pits. ”
“ okay, time to drink some more wine and whiskey! ”
“ don’t strangle the squirrels. i’m gonna. ”
“ you like centipedes? you like…a human centipede? ”
“ i could be convinced. ”
“ if it caught on fire, i’d be really thrilled for you. ”
“ i felt like such a fuckin’ asshole when i did it. ”
“ we know what he looks like, and we know what it would look like if someone dismembered him. ”
“ this is extremely fucked up. this is themost fucked up thing i’ve ever read. ”
“ i hate when you do that. ”
“ is that like code for something, or? ”
“ i don’t like that. that’s nightmares. ”
“ that sounds like a hereditary grandma, you gotta get rid of that lady cause she’s gonna put the devil in you. ”
“ sounds like bullshit. ”
“ oh, this is classic us. this is good. ”
“ if i’m a funny grandpa, my main goal is to just freak out my grandkids however i can. ”
“ why do you sound like pennywise? ”
“ they seem to be implying that we all know what this means. ”
“ so many fucking unanswered questions. ”
“ kids don’t have fingers until fourth grade. ”
“ it’s the tip of the iceberg. but sometimes that iceberg’s enough to sink the fuckin titanic. ”
“ you know what? you’ve sold me. ”
“ so much easier to go off the grid, jason bourne style back in the day. now if i wanna do that, i gotta smash my phone with a rock. ”
“ you look like your mind was legitimately resetting there. ”
“ sometimes you’ve gotta commit to the bit. ”
“ oh you’re being very, very, very generous. ”
“ i love a weird house with a few weird things about it. ”
“ open up the mighty flame as we commit these stories to hell. ”
“ back to the spirit realm, you motherfuckers! ”
“ see you next year, toot toot, et cetera, whatever… ”
“ let’s burn some more things. ”
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more random dialogue prompts ,
“why do you have that look on your face?”
“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”
“what have you done to yourself?”
“did you do something different with your hair?”
“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”
“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”
“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”
“there’s something wrong with me.”
“no, i don’t hate you.”
“hey stupid.”
“we’re aren’t them.”
“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”
“you know you’re wrong.”
“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”
“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”
“what makes me so special?”
“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”
“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”
“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”
"how about we don’t do that.”
“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”
“you’re the worst.”
“i don’t need you right now.”
“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”
“i thought you were supposed to call me.”
“take my hand.”
“i need you.”
“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”
“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”
“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”
“why won’t you tell me what happened?”
“you don’t know what this means to me.
“i know it doesn’t make sense.”
“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”
“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”
“your voice is putting me to sleep.”
“did you find what you were looking for?”
"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”
“well, i guess that’s broken.”
“i thought it was part of the act.”
“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”
“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”
“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”
“how could you do this to me?”
“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”
“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”
“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”
“people think i’m weird.”
“i think i’m losing myself again.”
“you can’t be here.”
“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”
“do you know what today is?”
“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”
“i need to get out.”
“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”
“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”
“you gonna eat that?”
“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”
“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”
“we’ll never make it in time.”
“you’d be late for your own funeral.”
“you should have seen it coming.”
“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”
“why can’t you just be happy for me?”
“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”
“is this how you flirt with everyone?”
“how much longer till we’re there?”
“what have you done?”
“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”
“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”
“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”
“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”
“i never want to hear you say that again.”
“you’re all i have.”
“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”
“i was doing so well until you showed up.”
“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”
“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”
“how can you stand this place?”
“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”
“you need to stop.”
“i don’t like that look, what happened?”
“is that seriously your password?”
“what’s your problem?”
“you had no right to use it without asking.”
“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”
“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”
“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”
“why do you want to help me?”
“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”
“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”
“hey, look what came in the mail!”
“do you want to get a drink or something?”
“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”
“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”
“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”
“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”
“you need to leave.”
“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”
“i do blame you.”
“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”
“you’re no longer useful to me.”
“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”
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