Hello my fellow freaks of the internet! My name is Joey, but I also go by Willow! My pronouns are she/they (and I consider myself both trans femme and non-binary), I'm 16 years old, bisexual, and I mainly use this blog to make shitposts or post random thoughts! Fandoms I'm in include Pokemon, Minecraft, Greek Mythology (and the fandoms related to it), Smash Bros and Nintendo in general, as well as MANY cartoons that I don't have the space to name.(I also post art at joey-is-a-pancake.tumblr.com btw)
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This year was like 90% absolute shit and probably the worst year of my life but I'm hopeful for next year Might actually have some sort of social media presence starting next year, hope to see y'all then It's a bit early to say it where I live but I'ma take a bit of an internet break so. Happy New Year
#oh yeah also happy birthday to me#yesterday I turned 17 so that's cool#1 more year and I'm legally an adult#new years#happy new year
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"Odysseus" showed us how much Ody has truly changed.
He's compared to almost all monsters in the musical during that one song.
His name's chanting is the same as Polyphemus'.
Po - ly - phe - mus
O - dy - sse - us
He aims for the torches just like Scylla.
"Eurylochus, light up six torches"
"Keep your head down he's aiming for the torches"
He rejected forgivness just like Poseidon did.
"Aren't you tired Poseidon? It's been 10 years how long will this go? We're both hurting from losses so why not end this here and just go home?"
"I can't"
"Oh king our leader's dead. You've destroyed the serpent's head. Now the rest of us are no longer a threat. Oh king forgive us instead, so that no more blood is shed. Let's have open arms instead!"
"No."
He IS a monster. But that's what got him home. And he'll embrace this side of him.
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...So Odysseus straight up tortured a guy during his own song, right?
#like im not going insane#that's the sound of a dude getting tortured#and not of every single other suitor getting killed#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus
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Hot cocoa is just like "ayo what if we made chocolate milk, but better" and honestly it slaps because of it
#they took the perfect drink made it hot then put marshmallows in it#truly genius#i wanna kiss the person who invented hot chocolate straight on the lips#hot chocolate#hot cocoa#happy holidays#choccy milk
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What makes exposed tummies (of any shape and size) so damn biteable? Like I'll see a pretty person in a crop top and like. I just wanna nom nom y'feel me?
#idk if this counts as being horny on main#but i don't care#tummy#biteable#also fun fact my gf wears exclusively modest clothing so this post is very specifically not about her#(despite how much i wish it was)
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cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason
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fairy bondage using spiderwebs. is this anything
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Goldfish Crackers
That's it. That's the post
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Love the phrase "queerplatonic" (despite the fact I'm not 100% sure of what it means) Like. Yeah you're just being gay. But together. Like not lovers. A bit more than friends. Just kinda. Vibing.
#i also love it cuz it's a way of saying “More than friends less than lovers”#and that kind of relationship is something I love in fiction and strive for in real life#random thoughts#lgbtq#queer#queerplatonic
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The ending of 600 Strike except instead of getting stabbed Poseidon is just getting kicked in the balls over and over again
#or better yet he's getting stabbed in the balls#epic the musical#greek mythology#poseidon#epic the vengeance saga
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oh god it's happening again
#it's time to get FUNKY DAWLING!!!!!!!!!#greek mythology#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#hermes#odysseus
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Ok I know the animation showed that Odysseus used the wind bag as a jetpack but now I'm just imagining Odysseus using the cloud that Aeolus is seen riding on top of sometimes for his 600 strike
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Some bitches be like "I wanna be successful in life!" "I wanna get money!" "I wanna have a fulfilling job" BITCH I wanna live with my girlfriend/future wife and do chores all day. I want to be a house spouse. My autistic-ass CANNOT fathom having a job. Just let me be a maid for the person I love. God Damn.
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So uhhhhhhh. Does the pokemon teraleak confirm that pretty much any Pokemon passes the Harkness test?
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