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serpents-fr · 10 hours
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onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."
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serpents-fr · 2 days
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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
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serpents-fr · 2 days
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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion
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serpents-fr · 4 days
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pondering my Primary Gene: Orb
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serpents-fr · 4 days
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channeling my inner peasant so hard I’m in the hospital for severe dehydration after being violently ill
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serpents-fr · 11 days
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body says bed rot but brain says draw 😔
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serpents-fr · 13 days
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I LOVE YOU
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serpents-fr · 15 days
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Adding my two cents to the discourse: if a walrus came knocking on my door, my first thought at the sight of it would be "no fucking way that's a real normal walrus. That's something disguised as a walrus. Probably the fae."
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serpents-fr · 16 days
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but the way every site is just becoming more obsessed with being overly family and child friendly is insane. “i cant believe you’ve done this” getting taken down from youtube for ‘violence’. the way on tiktok if you want to subtitle your video you have to jump through hoops to censor words that arent even swears or sexual or else the video gets removed. i seen someone that had to censor the word diarrhea
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serpents-fr · 18 days
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serpents-fr · 18 days
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i can’t believe this is real
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serpents-fr · 18 days
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Me: In November, either Trump or Biden will win. There is no third outcome, so we should vote accordingly for the option that will mitigate the most harm.
The people in my notes: Oh, so you think direct action is bad? You think voting is literally the only thing we can do? You hate activism? You love Biden and endorse everything he does and think nobody should criticize him ever? You think voting will just magically solve all our problems? You think protesting is wrong? You love the status quo and think everything is fine?
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serpents-fr · 18 days
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10D Chess
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serpents-fr · 21 days
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serpents-fr · 24 days
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some examples of shirts i have available on my bonfire, with some designs also available as tote bags & coffee mugs
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serpents-fr · 24 days
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John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.
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serpents-fr · 25 days
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crying screaming and throwing up because I bought myself a cute plushie with the last of my winter break work money and I left it on the table downstairs and the dog must have taken it or someone must have thought it was a toy and the dog got it and my beautiful salmon plushie is ruined
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