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[seymour-skinner-official]

you should kiss spamton g spamton and rouxls kaard i think

[seymour-skinner-official]

Hey, Seymour, wakey wakey! You still there? Or did you, like, die or something?

[seymour-skinner-official]

I have invented this, here take it!

*A radio/tv hybrid appears with a label reading “Multiversal TV” and instructions detailing how to make it function, the radio dials set frequency to entertainment based timelines.*

I have one of my own, so you can use this one while you’re stuck in the Void!

[seymour-skinner-official]

How'd you even forget to turn off your oven in the first place seymour, like c'mon man it's a staple cooking rule that if you ruin food you turn the oven/stove off

[seymour-skinner-official]

[MASTER POST OF ALL THE INTERCONNECTED BLOGS:

@officiallyglamourous (me)

@officialambassadorfrisk (our fearless leader)

@berdly-epic-gamer-9000

@officialelliottprescott (run by yours truly)

@official-souls

@who-is-shades

@am-i-sans

@coolskeleton100

@officialrabbitapartments

@official-temblr

@officialundyne

@salesman1997realnotfake (unfortunately for MTT)

@send-rocks

@tobyfoxbutreal

@officialjevil (YAAAAA)

@madmewmewofficial

@officialancer

@ask-chara-official

@theworlds3rdeverchara-ty

@thecoolerbetterdoctorergasterer

@pinkaddiofficial

@littlegreensoul

@fun-gang-official

@snowelleholiday

@interuniversalcookingshow

@unofficialsusie (among others that she runs)

@muffet-probably-official

@riverpersonunofficial

This will be updated as we encounter more of you! <3]

[seymour-skinner-official]

They will tap into every single mistake you have made no matter how traumatic.

Luckily I doubt many of them have gotten this far, they usually stop at the others.

[seymour-skinner-official]

So seymour how was being dragged across the omniverse?

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OK NEW RULE ON THE DELTARUN DARK FANTASY POST IF ANYONE SPAMS IN THE REPLIES OR SPAM REBLOGS ON THE SAME BLOG MULTIPLE TIMES I AM NOT MAKING THE DAMN THING OK

[seymour-skinner-official]

OK SO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE JUST LOVE TO DO STUFF LIKE THIS, SO

I recently saw this really cool video of Deltarune as a dark 80s fantasy film. It looked very cool. However it was also AI generated. Which, you know, isn't actually as cool

But then I had a revelation. An epiphany. WHY DON'T I JUST, DO IT MYSELF OR SOMETHING?! IT'S GENIUS!

So you know what?! Get this post to

100K NOTES

And I promise you, I will try my best to get some people from my drama club and film MULTIPLE scenes for this hypothetical movie. I'm not asking for anything more than these notes, so even if I can't make these scenes, you know what? It still would've been a whole lot of fun to see all this happen, and nobody would lose anything

I know this post isn't likely to reach more than 50 people, I know there's only a few people who are gonna see this and I'm gonna end up looking like a fool, but, it sure is fun to mess around and try, right?

Let's even add some conditions, it has to reach the goal by the 14th of February (exactly one month from now) for me to make the scenes!

I know it sounds impossible, and that's what I'm going for! So try if you want, let's have some fun, or see me look dumb

[seymour-skinner-official]

Well, I'm not speaking for all of us, but some of us tend to be... pretty cruel. We've set off mental health crises, exploited traumas, and are just generally very, very adept at bullying. On the other hand, we can also help people, reassure them, and we've even given people items through the ask box. It's kind of a 50/50 split.

[seymour-skinner-official]

Complete isolation is definitely not good for your mental health, and I hate to break this to you, but being isolated with US is arguably even worse.

[seymour-skinner-official]

To be honest... who cares if you're not from the same world? Sure, it might be a bit of an adjustment period, but I'm sure they'll welcome you with open arms all the same. This is probably one of the friendliest segments of the multiverse you're gonna find. (Well, besides the Anons, we tend to stir up problems wherever we go, but... regarding the people IN the world, they're super kind, at least.)

[seymour-skinner-official]

You don't gotta worry about intruding, Seymour. Most of the other blogs on this site honestly probably could use help in some way or another - even from the Void, you might be able to make things just that little bit better for them. Besides, the worst they could do is just not respond if they don't want to talk to you, right?

[seymour-skinner-official]

Im sure if you explain the situation someone here can help!

[seymour-skinner-official]

im sure they wont mind if you stop by and say hi.

trust me their very friendly!

[seymour-skinner-official]

Well, if you can't leave the Void anyway... you might as well go around introducing yourself to some of the other blogs around here, right? Who knows, you might just make some friends.

[seymour-skinner-official]

dont fear mr skinner!

i sent an ask to zalgo to return you home!