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yeah, that one! no offense, but it's just kind of... blah, you know? like, who's ever moaned the name kevin? have you thought about something more fun like phoenix or açai?

omg!! which minion were you named after?

the name i've had since birth? pretty sold. why, what were you thinking? maybe it could be good not to be named after a minion.

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oh. well, that's 'cause it was. like, super traumatic, actually. but i came out the other side of it braver and prettier than before. it's not a mask, it's just a touch-up. all the big actors wear makeup, you know. i could have you looking so hot in just one afternoon. you'd have all the ladies bringing back those fainting couches they used to have in old movies.

oh, come on! let's go, my treat! life is too short to deny yourself a little sugar, that's what i always say.

I didn't mean that you were scary, just that your reluctance made it seem like a story without a happy ending. You nailed that, but I'm far from afraid of ya. Pretty face and all. Thanks, Sugar. Concealer? I dunno, I don't wanna look like I'm wearing a mask. My pants and hair too? Damn. I'm wounded.

I can't say I'm crazy about the last three, but I do like those Dunkin' drinks. Now I want one. Which probably isn't the best thing to drink late at night.

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plus the scarring that'd come with it. like, imagine the trauma we'd get stuck with if we had to see what was inside mr. schue's head? pass!

omg i'd love to be all matchy-matchy with you. we could be like the powerpuff girls.

That makes two of us. It's enough to deal with my own mind; I don't need it bogged down with their crap too.

I think we need to go shopping for color co-ords!

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ngl, i hadn't really thought about it, but i guess i could use some back up friends. but, quick question- how sold are you on the name kevin?

my gpa is a steady 3.0, definitely not an eight and definitely not hotter than you. but i don't think i'll be applying because my schedule is a mess. are there any benefits for regular friends that you don't see or talk to as regularly as a best friend? because i do like the buy me whatever i want part.

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breeeee, i just said we don't have to talk about it!!!!

i'm holding auditions because i have too many options, not bc i have none, duh. it's the only fair way to do it. but if you want to be nasty and rude, you can consider yourself officially. crossed. off!

Wow, babe. That is so brave of you. Opening auditions like you're not still blacklisted after what happened? I'll keep my mouth shut, but you should probably worry about everyone else that was at that birthday party too.

You have to hold open auditions just so you can find yourself some friends? I'd be sad before you, if it wasn't entirely expected. Have you ever given it a second thought to how sad it is that you actually have to bribe people to keep you company? Just a little fyi, if you have to pay someone to stick around, they're not your friend, they're your emploee.

The rules are cute and all. Go ahead and manifest your little group of emotionally dependent sixes and see how long it takes before one of them grows bored, buys a glow up with the money you're giving them and decides to overthrow the queen. Can't wait to watch it in action. Thanks for putting this out on the open. Now I have a front row seat.

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hmm... you make some good points. well, the ones i read were good, anyway. my eyes kind of glazed over for some of that - you talk a lot. but that's not necessarily a deal-breaker. sometimes i need breaks to sip my drinks anyway, so you could get all your yapping out then.

wait. how would a gender-bent revival of cats work? wouldn't it just be dogs?

ooh, does this mean i get to be a part of vocal adrenaline? i auditioned last year, but they never called me back. i think they were worried about me stealing the spotlight.

Now, usually I don't audition for supporting roles. I'm a lead, always have been, but I have to admit, your pitch was compelling. Lavish gifts, curated social appearances and the chance to orbit your undoubtedly incandescent star? It's tempting. Couple of quick clarifications before i send in my application and a brief monologue from 'Death Of A Salesman.'

Firstly, I'm , tragically, a ten. But I can dim my wattage just enough to avoid stealing your spotlight... I mean, maybe... I'l try my best. Secondly, my schedule is flexible unless I'm called into Vocal Adrenaline rehersal or some moody director wants to workshop a gender-bent revival of cats. Thirly, I can feign interest in anything. I once pretended to love acapella for months. Give me a podcast, a Pinterest board or a problematic popstar and I'll give you award winning enthusiasm.

So consider this my formal expression of interest. Most people would die for it. Let's make our friendship the hottest co-lead situation since Rachel and I tried to out belt each other with a fabulous rendition of 'Hello' at a local library. Not sure if you're into spoiler alerts, but consider this one. I won.

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it's the only way to get what you want. people aren't mind-readers - and thank god for that. i definitely wouldn't want to read the minds of some of the people around here. like, ew.

omg!!! you'd totally be my nicole. i'd love that.

I respect you for being blunt about what you're looking for, Sugar. I don't know if I'm bestie coded for anyone, but if you ever want to go shopping or hang out I can work on it. And you don't have to buy me anything. So would I be Nicole in this scenario?

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me? scary? never! a little intimidating maybe, but that's just because i'm pretty and rich, not because i'm scary. pinky promise. oh, come on, be nicer to yourself, brodster. you're totally cute. you just need a little concealer and pants that fit, maybe do something different with your hair, and boom. total rockstar.

oh, all kinds of stuff. my fave things change all the time, tbh. this week i'm really into strawberry dragonfruit dunkin refreshers, us love island, labubus, and those teeny jacquemus purses from a couple years back.

I really want to ask what happened but I'm also kinda scared. Let's be honest, I don't think I'd even rank on the Sugar Motta beauty scale. But what kind of things does this person need to pretend to be into?

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oh, mikey. see, this is why you need me! i will make sure that not only do your socks always match, but that they're made by prada.

honestly, i still have a ton of applications to go through, but you're totally a top runner. the way it's going, i i might just have to wind up having a bunch of besties. i guess i could live with that.

This sounds like a lot of pressure for someone who once wore mismatched socks to a formal. But hey, I do own a calendar, I can pretend to like expensive tea, and I promise not to out-hot you. Do I make the next round?

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wow. what kind of friend are you??

ugh. fine. what about a mask, like that phantom of the opera guy? except it's kind of the opposite, because we're covering up your hotness.

hard no on both of those actually.

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hmm. good question. would you be willing to get a botched nose job? or at least majorly screw up your eyebrows?

sugar sugar sugar - am i eligible or am i past the scale of 'hotness'

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as a result of that thing from last year we don't need to talk about, i'm so pleased to announce that applications for my new bff are officially open! kind of like that paris hilton show, except better, because you get to be besties with me! rules are - you must be at least an eight - but not hotter than me - able to work around my schedule, and good at at least pretending to be interested in all the things i'm into. in return, i'll buy you whatever you want, so long as it's not ugly. <3 @encorehqsstarters

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introducing... sugar motta. ❝ here's the deal. i'm awesome. and i want to be a big, big star. ❞

STATS.

GENERAL DETAILS.

FULL NAME: yasmin khadija motta NICKNAME(S): sugar AGE: 19 DATE OF BIRTH: december 17th ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: sagittarius GENDER: cis woman PRONOUNS: she/her SEXUAL ORIENTATION: bisexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: biromantic OCCUPATION: n/a EDUCATION LEVEL: college student at mckinley college HOMETOWN: saddle river, new jersey SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english AESTHETICS: tbd FACECLAIM: dina denoire

FAMILY, RELATIONSHIPS, ETC.

MOTHER: sylvia motta (deceased) FATHER: al motta SIBLING(S): n/a CHILDREN: n/a PET(S): n/a

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♡ dina denoire via tiktok ( dinadenoire )

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‘Primadonna’ - Marina and the Diamonds (2012), dir. Casper Balslev

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