from time immemorial in cultures all over the world, storytellers have asked: what if there was a guy who kicked major ass? what if he kicked so much ass, every time someone stepped to him, he found even cooler ways to kick ass?
After reading The Infinite and the Divine these two are all I can think about and I’m SO GLAD to find I’m in good company 😂
I hate you, but I love you, but I hate you
When you want to kiss your rival but also kill him.
Also I want to imagine that Orikan skitters around a lot, like an insect. Nimbly able to climb Trazyn for a surprise smooch when he is feeling less murderous towards him.
This is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a HOT minute
I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.
My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813
*electric guitar riff*
And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like
I hope random brands turn their logo rainbow for no goddamn reason. I hope they do it even if its a desperate bid to seem supportive. I dont fucking care if its shallow. Bud light made a limited edition rainbow can and white men with big trucks took machine guns on them. Target runs a line of admittedly cringe rainbow merchandise and is the subject of domestic terrorism. A random company going rainbow for a month is shallow but its showing the people that want to kill us that they can't win. The pride flag will be everywhere and itll piss them off and theres nothing they can do about it. No matter how much violence and hatred they dish out, they'll be too many goddamn companies to boycott, to threaten. You dont have to buy shit from them, just use rainbow capitalism against them.
“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
HI I MADE THESE PLUSHIES! Preorders will reopen on May 8th!
So um hi i am Nana Litore! I made these plushiee for the past 5 months and back in April i open their preorders!.. I did not account for 700 dolls to be ordered within 3 days- so i had to close it momentarily to speak to my supplier! All my supporters has helped me unlocked ALL the stretch goals above which is crazy!
So umm if you wanna get these plushiesss you can follow meeee and look at my website open for preorders ( again) soon! 🧡💜❗
My store is available for preview already! Byeeee!
my Lego Monkie Kid era has begun (preordered @nanalitore 's eclipse monkie plushies and i cannot wait and i drew them and and and)
hi i remembered tumblr exists again bc my sister mentioned it, hi guys hi hello hi how are you