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girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

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The Apple Tree by Dante Liu

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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

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Mfers will be like “oooh we’re being so subversive we’re challenging Christianity” and then it’s another shit jump scare horror movie which misuses nuns and/mor the Virgin Mary

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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I die inside every time I see someone say they liked the changes the Dune movie made from the book.

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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Hell is empty and all the devils are in New Jersey

yeah I'll go ahead and incorporate that into my belief system

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via MJ Saunders on Society6

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Godspeed Neil, banging out the tunes 17 years strong 🙏🏻

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

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when you’ve been in a fandom for 3+ years and are sick of seeing the same exact circular arguments 

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Sketch request done for @ariminiria on stream, featuring hers and @schrodingers-blursed-kitty's dnd OCs!

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in general if an author (indie or otherwise) offers somewhere to buy their books that isn't Amazon, youuuuuu should take that option.

whether it's gumroad, smashwords, bookshop, or something you've never heard of.

everyone uses amazon because everyone uses amazon, it's ubiquitous because it's ubiquitous, if you're selling books you need to sell them through amazon to reach a general audience

but literally any other website is better for the writer than amazon; amazon is so big that the guys running it know they can screw everyone over

so if an author gives you another option, please take it

you'll be helping them more than you know

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the fatal American urge to hang out in a parking lot