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A Stardust-inspired Geralt and Jaskier commission

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tyler showing josh his jim guitar pick in midwest indigo

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good morning tumblr tyler confirmed he edited this clip

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"Kinda wishin' that I never did Saturday" - Backslide (twenty one pilots)

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i just adore seeing the details <3

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no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

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chappell roan turning down an invitation to perform at the white house for pride and then saying on stage she won't until there is liberty, justice, and freedom for all all and dedicating my kink is karma to them.... she is the fucking moment I'm so sorry to the haters

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if hozier can get on stage each time & speak up about palestine and still top the charts, have a successful album and still be on a sold out world tour then so can your favs. they just don't want to.

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A retelling of The Ugly Duckling, where instead of a swan raised by ducks, it's a peacock egg that ended up being hatched by a chicken, called The Most Annoying Rooster, where instead of being sad about being an ugly outcast, the little peacock goes around like Excuse Me Are You Not Aware Of How Fucking Fabulous I am? And everyone except his mom finds him supremely annoying. The hen who hatched him is just like "no fuck you, my huge fabulous son can beat the shit out of all of your sons, you're just jealous."

Then the farmer whose chickens those are notices that wait shit that Fancy Chicken is in the wrong place, and as he tries to remove the peacock from the chicken coop, he refuses to leave without the hen who hatched him. So being moved to a more appropriate place for a peacock, the hen comes with him. And for the rest of his life The Most Annoying Rooster lives happily ever after as an Only Moderately Annoying Peacock, and if any bigger bird tries to do anything to the little hen, he will peck its fucking eyes out, because that's his momma who was always there for him, so he's always there for her.

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?

Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.

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posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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I SAID "I GOTTA KNOW WHAT IT SAYS."

I had a feeling it had to do with Josh's role in the trench lore, and I was right.

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okay can you imagine percy needing a lawyer or sally needing a lawyer and them just calling up their neighbour who gets along great with them and just go

"Hey matt, we kinda need lawyer"

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always love transfems more than you love dunking on transmisogynists. love transfems more than you hate terfs. don't just reblog transfem funnyposts; love transfem music, art, writing, fashion, photography, selfies. love transfems. love transfems. love transfems with your whole heart.