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he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

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The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

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sorry but "why does this sound like a goodbye" "because it is" are the most tragically romantic words ever put to paper. it's been 5 years and this scene is still giving me different things to be insane about.

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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damn this legendary post was only from 2019?! i couldve sworn it was like 6 years ago when i saw it lol i didnt know it was that recent

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The Circle of Magic books are great, because they're like, "Do you have a magical special interest? Then it's off to Lesbian Nun Cottage for you, children!"

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joining my country's trade war on the side of all the other countries

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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

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sometimes you can tell when somebody who likes a ship just likes one of the characters and is simply using the other half as a vaguely ooc vehicle to make content for their fave which is whatever. not against the law. until the other half theyre using as a vehicle is YOUR fave. and then you want to explode them with your mind

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He is born in the year of the horse so ofc he is a horse. Misha is born in the year of the tiger, and aperntly horse and tiger are a perfect match 😉

HE IS BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE HORSE EVEN???

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this entire website post-november 5, 2020

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From my dash alone I wouldn’t know that Jared is even a part of this announcement

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ok sure fine

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happy stimming