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JKGAASJKGASGJ. sometimes i just log into this blog to laugh.

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me? missing this account? u bet. remember when everything wasn’t a fucking shit show sAME.

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okay, so here’s the deal !! i remade my amelia blog because this blogs dash was way too cluttered. i’ll basically be starting over, over there to hopefully gain my muse back !! if you’d like to follow me here, i’d love it. if not — that cool too.

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❛ you look at me like we’re the same age and we could have fun, and I might’ve made the same mistake if I were you but, we’re not the same age. I’m about 100 years older than I look. ❜

                                                 written by; kat.                                                  promo creds to; @gunthcr

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okay, so here’s the deal !! i remade my amelia blog because this blogs dash was way too cluttered. i’ll basically be starting over, over there to hopefully gain my muse back !! if you’d like to follow me here, i’d love it. if not --- that cool too.

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y’all im gonna be real.............. idfk who i owe anymore. this is what my life has come to.

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mcsoldier:

“ah nothing…” his voice is practically a coo, fingers running up and down her spine as eyes look down at her adoringly. “you’re just really beautiful— like I don’t know if anyone’s told you, but you are. especially right now. The sunlight is creeping through the blinds and just landing on your face perfectly… it makes you glow and…. you’re just beautiful.” owen sighs, head falling back into the pillows pulling her closer.

amelia didn’t blush, at least she liked to tell herself she didn’t. not until now at least. the compliment was one she’d heard from many men but the way he spoke it, the way he was looking at her, really made her believe it. a smile forms its way against her lips, and she shakes her head in disbelief before her face makes it’s way to hide against his neck. “men tell me everyday actually.” the words are teasing as she speaks them, lifting her head to gauge his reaction.

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".....has died." finish it in my ask.

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Realistic Halloween Starters

“– He gave me a toothbrush. Let’s egg his house.” “Didn’t even try to decorate the house, huh.” “If you wear that ‘this is my costume’ t-shirt, I swear to god…” “Ew, I hate this flavor. Trade?” “Stop crying, it was just some dude wrapped in toilet paper!” “Wow, you sure put too much effort into this holiday.’ “They didn’t have any more candy so I asked for weed.” “DON’T GIVE KIDS ALCOHOLIC CANDY!” “Every time I sit down more kids show up at the door. I hate Halloween.” “Whoops, no more candy. Sorry. Bye.” “How cute. You look like you raided a dumpster!” “THAT COSTUME IS CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE!” “Apparently she’s dressed as a witch, but I don’t really see the difference…” “Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?” “I don’t think you should be having that much sugar…” “If you weren’t diabetic before, I’m pretty sure you are now…” “Bobbing for apples is gross. Every kid got spit in there.” “This house isn’t sca–AHHH!” “Kind of makes me wish something interesting would happen. Like murder.” “NO. NO OUIJA BOARDS!” “We’re going to a graveyard? What are you, thirteen?” “I’ve seen scarier Hot Topic cashiers.” “This isn’t right. Where are the slutty male costumes?!” “This party sucks. I’d rather be out getting free candy with first-graders.” “Yeah, because I definitely want to get arrested for trespassing tonight.” “You wasted all the toilet paper on the first house, there’s nothing left!” “Okay, so just hit the door bell and then run!” “It’s just a couple of broken eggs, it’s not going to damage the car!” “No way. People who have sex at parties die on Halloween. That’s just movie logic.”

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“tell me we’re doing the right thing.” ( ronnie )

SEVEN WORD SENTENCE STARTERS / @weatheredworn

    trying her best not frown or show any emotion that would scare her sister off, amelia nodded her head as she paused before the counter of the rehab facility. it was odd to be back in a place like this when it wasn’t for her. giving her sisters hand a gentle squeeze, she forced a smile, one of reassurance. “we’re doing the right thing. i promise you, ronnie. it’s gonna suck at first but.. i swear you’ll feel so much better.”

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pls when am i ever not sad. i was gonna . do replies today but lmao nah.

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YHE BEAR POSTER IN OWEN AND AMELIAS KITCHEN WITH THAT ‘you have everything you need.’ QUOTE IS SO EXTRA.

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ok, ok ----- i have therapy and i gotta get up at six so i’m gonna go back to sleep for a couple hours and then i’ll be on when i get home. to hopefully do things i owe, obvs. idk though, depends how drained i am.

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Oblivious-To-Love Starters

"I had the biggest crush on you, it's embarrassing now that I think about it."

"I know this is silly but thank you for not making a big deal out of my crush on you, you never even mentioned it once."

"My boyfriend/girlfriend/partner doesn't like me seeing you because they know I still have feelings for you."

"How could you not have known how I felt? I thought everyone knew."

"I was so tempted to kiss you back then..."

"Everyone knew I had feelings for you, how could you not?"

"I kissed you on the cheek and you didn't say anything about it, I assumed you weren't interested."

"Are you kidding me? You seriously didn't know?"

"We kissed. I know it was small but it still meant something to me."

"You mean this whole time I've been flirting with you, you've not been interested at all."

"Of course I was flirting with you, I don't give compliments like that to just anyone."

"I told you I left my bedroom door unlocked, how could you not get the hint?"

"Of course I liked you, who the hell sends platonic love letters?!"

"Of course I wanted more. Nobody invites anyone over for coffee at 2am."

"Are you telling me that the whole time this has been one-sided?"

"Of course there was sexual tension, you just never reacted to it so I assumed it was only me."

"It was supposed to be a date, I didn't ask you out just to drink tea for no reason."

"I used to go home every night cursing myself for not having kissed you. Kind of wish I had the courage now."

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have a photo of my ass trying not to be emo.

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nightmare starters

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

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i owe some things still but i’m a lazy shit and i’m going back to bed for a while.