“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
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do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.
if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss
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Once again, US tech bros totally misinterpret how much your regular EU politician, or citizen, cares about their products:
Don't threat us with a good time, Sama.
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Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛
I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.
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Hi guys I’m getting a kitten for the first time ever in a few weeks any tips on what she would need/ good to know about kittens?
Her name is Ophelia :)
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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
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He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱
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