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[shibepaws]

"N-no... I had no reason of my own to bump into you, mister..."

Shibe shook his head and about faced, but was stopped by the Pomeranian yet again.

U TURN UR BITCH ASS RIGHT AROUND AND MAKE MY INNER FURJOSHI HAPPY.

Fortunately for him, Pom was still quite invisible and inaudible to the other party... She played the part of conscious or something.. what a conscious to have.

"A-actually... I'm a bit lost... Where am I exactly?" he asked as he turned his 'bitch ass right around'...

inigis started following you

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Pom:

ur a video game character. she does ur voice which by the way is the cutest fukin thing. when u said "hey there" at the beginning, and winced your eyes slightly at my tactician i almost came.

exaltedprincess started following you

"Well…If you say so." And with that, she completely ignores Shibe. Lissa nodded as she listened to the little fluffy doggy and writes her name next to the strange looking woman on the…Paper? It looked like weird paper in a frame of some sort.

"What’s a voice actor…? Do they impersonate me or something?"

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Shibe:

...Actually.

Pom:

no duh we're dead. why would shibe say the thing if he didn't mean it. we ghosts, wanna be one too shit for stats?

inferiorhonesty started following you

    Well, the other dog was certainly nicer, Severa had to say. They were from some other realm? Stupid outrealm portal. Sometimes Severa wanted to break that thing because it brought all sorts of people to the shepherds. Which would explain why they were so weird. “Interesting. No, that’s not the word. Just travelers or something.” Severa muttered, still wondering how these dogs are talking. Maybe it was the realm they were from? 

"Why would you guys be angels or ghosts, anyway? It’s not like you died or something…" 

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Pom:

I think u meant 'sexy picture of inigoxlon'qu'

imeanwhat.

svvordsmaster replied to your post:have a sexy inigo [[MOR]

i think u mean ‘sexy picture of servera’

ur just denying the gay

[shibepaws]

[[ OOC: YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH TOO HARD I'M GOING TO CRY]]

Pom:

quit fukin laughing then jfc. ...fine, use shibe to wipe your tears... and inigos wut.

Shibe:

What!?

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Pom:

yessss.... ! i can get behind this. severa may suck but she makes a sexy genderbend.. inigo kiss him already jesus chirstmas.

da fuq are u

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Pom:

ifiwasaguyi'dbepoppingamajorboner jfc what a smooth mofo.

Shibe became immediately flustered and startled by the strange man tugging on his ears.

"E--excuse me!?" Shibe said, as the other male spoke sweet nothings to him. He wanted to interject further, but the feeling of the man scratching under his chin caused him to suddenly cease fighting back. His ears flopped submissively and Shibe gave a relaxed sigh.

"Ooh... That feels nice..." he mumbled.

Sooner or later, he eventually snapped out of his trance-like state and went back on the offensive.

"H-hey! That's not fair!" he chided. "W-w-why did you-- I don't swing that way...!"

inigis started following you

[shibepaws]

pom gets wifi accurately describes tumblr users 

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Pom:

hey mako-chan lets make like this hammer and bang all night long... uwweeehehehehe

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Pom:

well actually you kinda a--

Shibe interjects immediately, and shakes his head.

Shibe:

Stop! ....

Please don't get the wrong impression of us... We're actually pretty nice... well, I am. You don't happen to know where we are do we? We aren't from this realm. And yeah, we talk... sorta. We're kind of... angels...? Ghosts? Is that the word for it?

inferiorhonesty started following you

     "Oh….so I have the worst stats, huh?" Severa muttered, completely ignoring her definition of a tsundere. "Ha….like I’d ever be good enough. I’m a failure, aren’t I?" She simply laughed at her own folly. Literally, she was making such a huge deal over the prospect of having no stats.

     With a single cough, Severa turned away before answering. “Okay, whatever. Gods…..I’m Severa, as someone may already know. Nice to meet you or whatever….” She replied with a snarl, her feelings still hurt by the fact a Pomeranian practically insulted her. It wasn’t a huge deal, but it was to her.  

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Shibe turns his head a bit and opens his mouth to speak.

Shibe:

I--

Pom:

dont pet shibe or even talk to him actually. he's being a lil bitch. ANYWAY HERE MAKE IT OUT TO POM AND BTW YES I MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT DAT BOLT AXE WAR CLERIC IN DOGGY HEAVEN.

Pom precariously holds up her laptop and gives Lissa a permanent marker she held up out of nowhere.

make sure u sign next to kate higgens. she's ur voice actor lol.

exaltedprincess started following you

"Well, they’re not dogs…They could be humans if it wasn’t for the fluffy tail and turning into giant rabbit thing." She’s seen a lot of weird things before, but this was taking it a bit too far. Still, might as well make the most of it. "Y-you love me…?! Am I famous in the dog world, too?! Oh wow…!" Lissa smiles. "I need something to write on, little doggy!"

"Hey, big doggy, what’s wrong? Want me to pet you again?" She noticed he turned around and wondered what was wrong with him.

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Pom:

omfg i have to explain everything 2 u? tsundere. u know. a bitch on the outside, but ur like putty on the inside. and 2 be completely honest, i made shibe make this starter so i can tell u how much i don't like u. u ended up being like, the worst character in my game. im gonna replay it eventually so don't suck next time or ill b mad like woah. jfc gregor should have given u amazing stats but noooo. ur lucky cordelia had galeforce.

Shibe:

You made me do... what? Huh? Uh... Look, there's a really convoluted explanation for all this. Uh.. Can we start over? I'm Shibe, and this is Pom.

Pom:

'sup tsuntsun mcgoon? ...with no stats NO STATS ARE U KIDDING ME!?

inferiorhonesty started following you

     "Er….what’s a tsundere?" Severa asked, confused by all of the weird terms the smaller dog was ranting on about. She wouldn’t necessarily want to even lay a finger on the dog, since….well, she wouldn’t want to be known as an animal murderer! Tumfur? She had never heard of such a thing. "Okay, what do you dogs even want? This is so weird….gods, please tell me I’m in a dream…." But now she felt like she wanted to pet the dogs now. Stupid girl urges. 

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inigis started following you

Pom:

OMFG NO I SHIP THIS GUY WITH EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES. SHIBE UR HUMAN NOW OK? GO MAKE FUK.

"Wait Wh-- POM!?"

Before Shibe could do anything, Pom forcibly shoved Shibe into Inigo and turned invisible.

Fortunately, she's a huge Fire Emblem Awakening fan, so she classed Shibe as a Taguel who can turn into a dog. Fine they're practically extinct but so what, she doesn't care.

Shibe looks up at Inigo, the man somewhat taller than him... He grits his teeth and looks away shyly.

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Pom:

uh.. ya lol. how u gonna be weirded out by a talking doge when u have that stripper bunny boy and her mom? legit? BUT NO SRSLY I LOVE UR KAWAII FACE, CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH? PLS.

Shibe sits in perpetual silence and facepaws for a moment before giving a deep groaning sound and turning the other way. There was no reason to bother trying to be a normal dog with this one around.

exaltedprincess started following you

Lissa giggles and briefly pets the lovely dog before another dog appears out of nowhere. She assumes it was just quiet and got there without her noticing. But then it talks. . Lissa stares at it and looks around to see if anyone else was around, but there’s no one here.

"Did…Did you just talk?"

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Pom:

i'm dog and ur a stereotypical tsundere character, don't u look at a deity that way u wanna go!? i'll fukin fight u m8.

Shibe:

So much for being subtle...Uh.. Well forgive Pom... She doesn't mean anything she says. Too much internet...

Also, Do you have to be around all the time? Shouldn't you be doing Dog things?

Pom:

i swear to me, if u sass me again im going to incinerate ur ass and delete ur tumfur account no joke.

inferiorhonesty started following you

   Severa raised her eyebrows, looking at the two dogs in confusion. How….did that dog even talk?

   "Okay, how do you even know my name?" Severa scowled, "Also…mind telling me why and how you can even talk?" She added, hesitant and unsure whether she should pet the dog that approached her. The other dog with the flower wasn’t happy with Severa’s presence. 

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traitorofeternia started following you

Pom:

a wild shibe has appeared! do u brave or default?

Shibe:

What are you even saying?

Pom:

jfc shibe u know nothing.

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Pom:

i alredy hav that for ur information ty. how else would i know who ur muse is?

wut about pom gets wifi 2: pom gets yarne to dry hump shibe?

Shibe:

No!

pom gets wifi 2: pom gets fire emblem