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Smut Prompts

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Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other

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‘ don’t go. ’

@coivi

Johnny had just finished pulling his warn jeans around his waist when he heard the males request. He didn’t quite respond just yet instead he gave a small chuckle as he strapped his watch around his wrist. “Is that a request or demand?” He couldn’t help but tease though it didn’t stop him from getting up. Honestly he had not even intended on staying this long yet here he was. Too bad he couldn’t just sneak out like he normally would. “Hmm should have tired you out more” he mused in a sigh. If he had there would have been a chance of getting out of here before he woke up. Oh well not much he could do about it now.

He glanced around seeing where his shirt had been tossed but he couldn’t remember. “Not much for breakfast company luv” he said locating the clothing on question going around to it and pulling it around him. Only realizing the buttons were torn. Shaking his head he put it on anyways. He had more than this, back at his place.

His stormy grey eyes glanced back down at Cyrus, a smirk pulling at his lips at the sight of him laying like that. Johnny had to admit the temptation to stay was there.

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morning after starters.

‘  i  made  coffee.  ’ ‘  come  back  to  bed.  ’ ‘  where  are  you  off  to? ’ ‘  that  was  amazing.  ’ ‘  you  were  amazing.  ’ ‘  don’t  go.  ’ ‘  i  have  to  go  to  work.  ’ ‘  call  me  later?  ’ ‘  you  were  my  first.  ’ ‘  what  do  you  want  for  breakfast?  ’ ‘  i  need  to  let  the  dog  out.  ’ ‘  i  hope  you  aren’t  busy…  ’ ‘  babe?  ’ ‘  i’m  just  going  to  the  bathroom.  ’ ‘  i’m  not  going  anywhere.  ’ ‘  so,  how  long  are  we  going  to  stay  in  bed  today?  ’ ‘  are  you  okay?  ’

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//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D 

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Tonight’s mood: Bending you over on the bed, grabbing you by the hips, and fucking you so hard that you can’t think of anything but me.

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– Gerard Butler as Terry Sheridan in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) dir. Jan de Bont

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Sentence Meme: Send one for my muse’s reaction NSFW

“Ah! Slower… I want it to last.”

“Can you really just walk away from this? Maybe I’ve miscalculated this lingerie’s power after all.”

“Come on, let’s do it all over again. Slower this time. I wanna feel you twitch/squirm.”

“Do you like it? How much would you like it off of me?”

“Do you think there’s such thing as too much sex?”

“Do you think they heard us? Maybe we should give it a second round. Louder this time, just to be sure.”

“Do you wanna call him/her? Maybe we could all have a little party together.”

“Do you wanna cum? Ask me nicely.”

“Don’t be gentle. I need all of it.”

“Easy boy/girl. We have time.”

“Fuck me. Fuck me like I do her/him.”

“He/she doesn’t have to know.”

“How much do you care about the safety of your desk?”

“I don’t care about your sob story. I just want your dick.”

“I don’t care if they watch.”

“I like your toys. Can I have them in me?”

“I might be straight but no one can overlook that ass.”

“I’ll pay you anything, if you just give me one night.”

“I’m a bad girl/boy. So treat me like one.”

“I’ve agreed to be your roommate, not your booty call.”

“I’ve had the worst day of my life and you fucking me/fucking you till we can’t walk straight is the only thing that’s gonna make it better.”

“I’ve waited so long for this. It’s even better than I imagined. You're even better.”

“If I fucked you, would you leave me alone?”

“If I get on my knees and pray, will you absolve me?”

“If I’d known being with another girl/boy would be this fun I’d have started much sooner.”

“If you call me by his/her name, we’re done here.”

“If you just get in me right now you can even walk me on a leash later for all I care.”

“If you want me to keep quiet, don’t make me have to tell you to go faster.”

“If you pull out, I swear I’m fucking killing you.”

“Just close your eyes. Imagine I’m him/her. It couldn’t be hard. We are brothers/sisters after all.”

“Just hold my hand if I trash. Don’t stop.”

“Let’s pretend I’m in heat. Just fuck me till I drop.”

“Oh, you’re not getting anywhere near there. Not tonight.”

“Oh no, you’re not sleeping. Not now. Sex first. Sleep later.”

“Please don’t take your mouth from there.”

“Pool sex was the worst idea we’ve ever had. Now fuck me right. I can’t do this soft thing.”

“Shut up, let’s sleep. You can do your walk of shame later.”

“So you’re at work, you’ve got bathrooms there too, don’t you?”

“That was… Wow.”

“They’re amazing. I could suck on them forever.”

“Was this what you wanted? Well you can collect it now.”

“What if we get caught? I don’t care, do you?”

“You won’t get another shot at this. So make it good.”

“You. Strip. Now.”

“Your fingers are almost as good as your mouth.”

“You’re so big I think you might break me. I can’t wait.”

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NSFW M/M Gif Smut Starters

Yes, there’s a bunch of these, but hey, going with a bunch of gifs I haven’t seen used before so hey, let’s do this.  Put a letter and a number in my inbox and I’ll write you a starter based on it.  You can peek or not.  Please make sure to specify muses.

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NSFW M/M Gif Smut Starters

Yes, there’s a bunch of these, but hey, going with a bunch of gifs I haven’t seen used before so hey, let’s do this.  Put a letter and a number in my inbox and I’ll write you a starter based on it.  You can peek or not.  Please make sure to specify muses.

[ 1A ] [ 1B ] [ 1C ]

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𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒  𝐎𝐔𝐓  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.    🔪

spoiler  free  dialogue  from  rian  johnson’s  2019  murder  mystery,  KNIVES  OUT.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  or  edit  as  found  necessary  !

❝  i  suspect  foul  play.  ❞

❝  how  about  a  glass  of  milk  ?  ❞

❝  maybe  he  left  you  a  cold  glass  of  milk  in  his  will,   asshole.  ❞

❝  you’re  not  getting  bailed  out,   not  this  time.   ❞

❝  who  is  that  guy  ?  ❞

❝  i  read  a  tweet  about  a  new  yorker  article  about  you.  ❞

❝  you’re  famous  !  ❞

❝  are  you  baiting  me  ?  ❞

❝  how  about  some  more  cookies  ?  ❞

❝  this  could  be  the  best  thing  to  happen  to  all  of  you.  ❞

❝  why  are  you  here  ?  ❞

❝  i  have  eliminated  no  suspects.  ❞

❝  you  tell  her,   or  i  will.  ❞

❝  that’s  some  heavy  duty  conjecture.  ❞

❝  i’m  warning  you.  ❞

❝  are  you  goddamn  insane  ?!  ❞

❝  up  your  ass.  ❞

❝  matter  of  fact,   eat  shit.  ❞

❝  definitely  eat  shit.  ❞

❝  i  won’t  eat  an  iota  of  shit.  ❞ 

❝  i’ll  slap  that  smug  smile.  ❞

❝  we  gotta  do  this  more  often.  ❞

❝  when  people  get  desperate,   the  knives  come  out.  ❞

❝  this  is  a  twisted  web,   and  we  are  not  finished  untangling  it.  ❞

❝  i  keep  waiting  for  the  big  reveal.  ❞

❝  i  don’t  feel  like  talking,    i’m  distraught.  ❞

❝  you  vicious  little  bitch.  ❞

❝  in  for  a  penny,   in  for  a  pound.  ❞

❝  you  asshole.  ❞

❝  you’ve  always  been  good  to  me.  ❞

❝  what  i’m  about  to  say  isn’t  gonna  be  easy,   and  you’re  gonna  be  upset.  ❞

❝  you  all  love  twisting  the  knife  into  one  another.  ❞

❝  you  know  something,   spill  it.  ❞

❝  did  you  just  google  that  ?  ❞

❝  i  did  just  google  that.  ❞

❝  don’t  answer  that  if  you’re  gonna  puke.  ❞

❝  what  the  shit  ?!  ❞

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@sinfxlhunks​ ll 6c , whichever boy you'd like (choosing Nate)

Just a night romp clearly wasn’t enough for Johnny. Even with him not being fully awake he found himself entering the soldier once again. “Mm your so tight..in the morning” he breathed, his sleepish gaze falling down on the male as he sunk his cock into him. The tightness was enough to turn him on more. His breathing becoming heavier with the first few thrust before his morning list started to consume him as his pace quickened, his gaze never leaving the males underneath him.

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Reblog if you’re willing to interact with monster muses.

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Gerard Butler by Cliff Watts for BOSS Bottled, 2017.

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Smut Starters | M/M

Send me a number and muses and I’ll write a starter based off the image! No peeking!

[1a] | [1b] | [1c]

[2a] | [2b] | [2c]

[3a] | [3b] | [3c]

[4a] | [4b] | [4c]

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[13a] | [13b] | [13c]

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less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes

ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)

✦ to finger my muse  ✧ to give my muse oral  ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating  ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse  ❁ for our muses first time  ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex  ♤ for my muse to help yours undress  ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing  ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched  ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure  ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex  ✘ to eat food off of my muse  ♕ make your own scenario 

WORDS: 

“god, you look so good”  “fuck—” “i got you, baby”  “you’re being so good for me”  “i promise i’ll be a good”  “please”  “you have to be quiet if you want to cum”  “say please?”  “are you gonna be good for me?”  “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good”  “touch me here”  “did you just yawn?”  “you make me feel so good”  “do you like this?”  “i want to hear you when you cum”  “i’m so close”  “i need you”  “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours”  “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine”  “you sound so pretty when you moan”  “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”