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Ao3

Alright, going through HP stories and decide that I wanna read some abo...

Only to realize that there's an Omega Hanibal Lecter tag? Why? I'm terrified? Please send help?

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Who needs

Sleep when you can just read fanfiction till six in the morning?

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How to hate people: a step by step guide.

Step one: Work in retail.

Step two: Scream.

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Long but funny

Ight, so I broke my leg a couple years ago and when I was finally able to go back to school, I had one of them scooters.

Let me tell you that this is probably the chillest school you'll ever go to. I would sit in the back and kids would just come and ask if they could ride it. They would and you'll hear them run into the lockers.

Now, people aren't that stupid to purposely run face first into metal. No, the breaks were broken and I just never told any of them. (Sweet kid even brought a bag full of tools to try and fix it.)

But eventually the teachers couldn't contain themselves and started to ride it. Lecture in Socratics and the teacher was just riding in lil circles. Until he went to the back and started to kick on it like a two year old on a sugar high.

The brakes didn't work and ran face first into the wipe board. Whole class laughing and he's almost in tears asking how I haven't died yet. Ah, times I swear.

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Had this amazing dream where my parents would pay for me to go to culinary school if I could impress them with a meal. I decided on fish (which makes no sense since my mom hates it and I've never had it) anyway, I keep them waiting for like... two hours. (In my dream I'm busy reading fanfiction) ...and I come back with goldfish on a plate. PS: Didn't make it to college in the dream.