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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

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It never ends

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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BILL NYE PHOTOGRAPHED BY SELA SHULONI FOR TIME OUT

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No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

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I got a tidepooling guide; tag yourselves.

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

what does this mean

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Recent Acquisition - Postcard Collection

You - Why don’t you write? Postmarked  October 1908

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"how was work" carries the same energy as "how was school"