“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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does anyone know how to make a desicion
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sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions
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you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
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monster high vocabulary goes so hard.. off the fang. voltageous. oh my ra. bouta start saying creeperific
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In my ideal world Leliana would be The Divine with Cassandra and Vivienne as her right and left hand. I think they would balance each other well. I envision Cassandra rebuilding the Seekers and Vivienne the College of Magi.
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Fenris after da2 posts this on his myspace if hawke asks to make a farm in fereldan btw
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i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
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I definitely think skyhold never sleeps. between all of the people having nightmares all of the time I think the tavern would be open 24/7 for our insomniacs
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you should be able to stay home from work just because you're a little sleepy
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I think its a rule of thumb that when drawing Varric, you gotta draw him super hot. Anything less is an insult.
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She tried
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Anyone wanna play "Who's Brave Enough to Poke Meredith?"
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