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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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You underestimate the sheer effort it takes for me to get out of bed. I'm not like sad or nothing I'm just such a sleepy guy

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i painted my partner's mom's crusty white dog that she puts in little dresses

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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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i love men so much i feel like im going to puke

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just saw a porn drawing where a guy was balls deep in another guy but the artist censored the word "fuck" because that's just too much

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be

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you love being trans what are you trans as if you go by they/them are you clowns just playing victim over something stupid

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she did warn him

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do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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lets all move to mutuals island together