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puts him in the washing machine

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puts him in the washing machine

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whats up party people .!

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skalidor my good friend skalidor ooooooo skalidor

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whats up party people .!

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rodrick heffley king of women.

transcript under the cut

transcript start.

[Rodrick, Drew and Mackie stand hanging out in a parking lot] Drew: Look, GIRLS! We should go say hi. Rodrick: No. Mackie: dude we're seniors and you've NEVER had a real girlfriend. Rodrick: Fine (drawn out) Rodrick: but NO laughing. You guys know I can't talk to women. With an audience. (Smaller) I'm great at it alone... [Rodrick approaches Random Unamed Girl who is on her phone, standing awkwardly behind her] Girl: Um, can I help you?

[Page 2, Rodrick talking to the girl] Rodrick: I'm Rodrick? Hello. Girl: ok? Rodrick: We have English together? Girl: we do? Rodrick: I'm the guy who slept through the whole midterm. Girl: OH. Right, yeah I know you. Girl: You owe me 20 dollars. [The girl's friends giggle in the background] Rodrick (internally): Woah she knows me... She wants me so bad. Rodrick: Do you wanna see pictures of cool roadkill I found?

[The girl stares at him wordlessly. Rodrick gives Drew and Mackie a thumbs up and they also stare at him wordlessly]

transcript end.

[shotbyacowboy]

rodrick heffley king of women.

transcript under the cut

transcript start.

[Rodrick, Drew and Mackie stand hanging out in a parking lot] Drew: Look, GIRLS! We should go say hi. Rodrick: No. Mackie: dude we're seniors and you've NEVER had a real girlfriend. Rodrick: Fine (drawn out) Rodrick: but NO laughing. You guys know I can't talk to women. With an audience. (Smaller) I'm great at it alone... [Rodrick approaches Random Unamed Girl who is on her phone, standing awkwardly behind her] Girl: Um, can I help you?

[Page 2, Rodrick talking to the girl] Rodrick: I'm Rodrick? Hello. Girl: ok? Rodrick: We have English together? Girl: we do? Rodrick: I'm the guy who slept through the whole midterm. Girl: OH. Right, yeah I know you. Girl: You owe me 20 dollars. [The girl's friends giggle in the background] Rodrick (internally): Woah she knows me... She wants me so bad. Rodrick: Do you wanna see pictures of cool roadkill I found?

[The girl stares at him wordlessly. Rodrick gives Drew and Mackie a thumbs up and they also stare at him wordlessly]

transcript end.

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posted on furrafinity for the first time in a while. hello

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oh to be 2 blokes who do fuck all.

transcript under th cut cuz my alt text is always a mess when i do comic style things i feel

(rodrick and ward from diary of a wimpy kid in a cd store) R: dude are you seriously making me do this

W: you said youd listen to my music this time R: i know but cmon. insane clown posse?

R: so youre a fully commited juggalo huh? W: not yet. R: i dont see why I couldnt just borrow your CDs, dude

(exiting a store thats labelled 'music & electronics) W: i wanted to make it an event R: what youre sick of sitting around in my bedroom? W: nahh never W: im making you buy faygo too by the way

W: i dont know how you sit through 10 minute songs with no snacks R: appreciation of the art W: appreciation of the fart. lol R: lol

(in a supermarket buying snacks) W: i dont know if i can sit there and listen to hour long songs named like 'the womb of eternal darkness' without a little treat anymore (R, in the border: theyre not an HOUR) R: emptiness. and dont act like you didnt enjoy Georg Börner's epic guitar

W: and youll enjoy Insane clown posse. theyre classic R: well ive already commited

W: thats the spirit

(sitting in Rodrick's room. bugz on my nutz playing over a cd player) R: okay. I get it now

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who want me (him)

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okay i decided i dint like the cat and remade it. lol

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kitty walking gif for a silly 1-bit platformer im tryna make.mostly as practice

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mobile game anime girl..

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im trying 2 learn how 2 make games would u guys play my stupid little games if i ever get around 2 making any

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finally got around 2 making ref things for all 3 of my random furry girls. hello tumblr dot com. i posted angel's one like 3 months ago but figured id post them all together

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playing with him like a doll

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oh to be 2 blokes who do fuck all.

transcript under th cut cuz my alt text is always a mess when i do comic style things i feel

(rodrick and ward from diary of a wimpy kid in a cd store) R: dude are you seriously making me do this

W: you said youd listen to my music this time R: i know but cmon. insane clown posse?

R: so youre a fully commited juggalo huh? W: not yet. R: i dont see why I couldnt just borrow your CDs, dude

(exiting a store thats labelled 'music & electronics) W: i wanted to make it an event R: what youre sick of sitting around in my bedroom? W: nahh never W: im making you buy faygo too by the way

W: i dont know how you sit through 10 minute songs with no snacks R: appreciation of the art W: appreciation of the fart. lol R: lol

(in a supermarket buying snacks) W: i dont know if i can sit there and listen to hour long songs named like 'the womb of eternal darkness' without a little treat anymore (R, in the border: theyre not an HOUR) R: emptiness. and dont act like you didnt enjoy Georg Börner's epic guitar

W: and youll enjoy Insane clown posse. theyre classic R: well ive already commited

W: thats the spirit

(sitting in Rodrick's room. bugz on my nutz playing over a cd player) R: okay. I get it now