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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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everywhere I go people are asking me for my email. my email is in high demand. it's rare for me to visit a website without someone getting on their hands and knees, begging me for my email

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its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"

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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

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why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves

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this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

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does anybody got that pic of the dog that looks like this i cant find it anywhere

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more than 1,000 russians were arrested in protests in 44 cities over the last six hours. some well-known activists were preemptively arrested as they left their house; others were arrested as soon as they unfurled placards. by the looks of it, there were large protests in st. petersburg. over 100 local government officials signed a letter opposing war, and over 170 journalists and intellectual figures signed a similar letter. this is a promising sign, but it’s feeble. as war drags on, protests will grow.

russian civil society is battered and demoralized; its most prominent figures have either been murdered or jailed. i predict that russia will become “totalitarianized” in the coming weeks, with full control over the internet and social media. it isn’t clear how extensive this will be, or how quickly it will happen. already, moscow’s largest theater announced that anyone disrupting the performances to say anything about the war will be arrested for treason. this has severe ramifications for what the postwar occupation of ukraine will look like

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“When we were 18, we’d hang out and eat tteokbokki. But who knew we’d be doing the same thing at the age of 39? The only difference is we drink soju instead of Coke now. Tteokbokki is still our favourite comfort food. Nothing has changed, even though we’re almost 40.

Just that only high-end cosmetics work on our skin, that we enjoy going to the sauna, and that we pay for our drinks with our own money, not our parents’. That’s about it.

We avoid weddings and baby birthdays since we probably won’t have them. But we do our best to attend funerals because we’re 39. That’s what we’ve become.

Thankfully, we found our soulmates and learned to love passionately. And…after being together for over 20 years, we had to say our first goodbyes.

Never in our wildest dreams did we expect a funeral to be held for one of us in our late thirties. We laughed…and cried a lot. This is…our passionate story.” 

- Episode 1, Thirty-Nine.

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!! ATTENTION DESIS !!

(And just people who like queer content in general)

THEY MADE A MAINSTREAM BOLLYWOOD FAMILY COMEDY ABOUT A GAY MAN AND A LESBIAN GETTING MARRIED TO AVOID SUSPICION AND IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!! GO WATCH THE TRAILER NOW OMG!!!!!

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FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

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he asked me what my sign is and I said “dollar”

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where my texas boys at..

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus  

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Person: hi, how are you doing? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you? Me: good, you? Person: good, you?

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