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What kind of character shaming sign would you hang on my muses neck?

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“Two, two guys.” He couldnt quite pick up the names of them off the top of his head. “Classic it is.” he let the book drop onto the ground as he spoke, its pages fluttering in the warm wind. 

“Nice farm, good life. Thats the life” he was rambling again, wasnt he

Nerris to Preston: "What? Sorry, I'm having trouble focusing.."

“huh?” Preston didnt even realize he was still speaking. Perhaps staying up all night to play games wasnt such a fantastic idea. Of course, it was fun, so it was worth it. “I said something? -RIGHT! I did. I think I said something about this book” he held up an old english novel, Of Mice and Men. “Have you read it?”

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"I'm so exhausted i don't even feel tired anymore..." Neil kept closing his eyes tightly and allowing them to shoot open soon after. He had spent the entire night working and only now had his last bit of energy kicked in. He knew he was going to pass out soon but he wanted to hear about Preston's... What was he saying? -@neil-is-the-new-science-guy

{ @neil-is-the-new-science-guy }

“Youll need to take extra caution when filling in the curtains rest position--” 

Preston stopped speaking, as Neil seemed to restart.  It was interesting to see. While it was normal for kids to space out while he was talking, this was a whole new tone. 

“Perhaps thats a sign to take a nap, Neil.” He was amused by the actions of his fellow camper, but if he was just going to fall asleep on him, he would rather know that than continue to speak to a sleeping person. “A person who doesnt sleep well lives a shorter life, as they say”

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Nerris to Preston: "What? Sorry, I'm having trouble focusing.."

"huh?" Preston didnt even realize he was still speaking. Perhaps staying up all night to play games wasnt such a fantastic idea. Of course, it was fun, so it was worth it. "I said something? -RIGHT! I did. I think I said something about this book" he held up an old english novel, Of Mice and Men. "Have you read it?"

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Sleep Deprivation Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

“When was the last time you slept?” 

“What? Sorry, I’m having trouble focusing…” 

“…What was I doing?” 

“What are you doing?” 

“Did you see that? No?” 

“I haven’t slept in almost __ days.” 

“You look absolutely terrible.” 

“I’m so exhausted I don’t feel tired anymore.” 

“I don’t think I can stand up without things spinning.” 

“You need to go to bed.” 

“I can’t sleep.” 

“You aren’t making any sense.” 

“…What?” 

🏨+ Add your own!

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Send me “Campfire Stories” and my muse will tell yours about a scary tale, folk story, or even one of their own spooky experiences.

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((Hacks up a lung 

Dusts off blog

Im back and i promise ill try to be more active)

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small / tall starters

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

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Send me a character + 🎵 and I‘ll draw them, using the first song that comes up on shuffle as a prompt

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Do you have an instagram? Your face looks familiar

{{ I do, but ive only recently started using it again. my instagram is TropicalPancakePups }}

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Hold your head up high; #marchforourlives

Going to be participating in the one down in providence. Hope to see many people there.

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challenge: draw preston in the outfit of one of your mains in any game!

{{ Clutches chest,,,, thank u,,,, heres a Preston cosplaying as Squigly from Skullgirls (AKA my main of that game!) }}

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challenge: draw preston in the outfit of one of your mains in any game!

{{ Clutches chest,,,, thank u,,,, heres a Preston cosplaying as Squigly from Skullgirls (AKA my main of that game!) }}

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M!A List (compiled from many other lists)

There are plenty of Magic Anon lists going around, but I decided to make my own anyway. None of these are mine, I just put them together. Fun, cool, and non-sexual M!As for everyone.

Hate: For 6 hours, your muse will do nothing but spout hateful comments to everyone. Whether they liked them originally or not.

Doctor Who: Muse has just come across a vacant blue box that’s bigger on the inside and look! There’s directions on how to work this “TARDIS.” They’ve decided to give it a try, but they have to take someone (anyone who replies to the open). The TARDIS stays in their possession for three days.

Trading Places: Mun and Muse(s) swap roles for (Anon decides)

A Change of Heart: Muse turns into an evil version of him/herself for (Anon decides) (If Muse is already evil, Muse turns nice.)

Not Yourself: Muse has the personality of a character of anon’s choice.

Double Trouble: Muse has an exact copy of themself to deal with. Only the copy secretly wants to kill them.

Babysit: Muse has to take care of a child. Lasts a day.

That’s Not Punny: Muse feels inclined to make a pun about almost everything.

Dory: Muse has short term memory loss for (anon specifies time)

Sufferin’ Succotash!: Muse develops a lisp.

Freeze!: Muse freezes up for a few seconds whenever a certain word is said. Anon may choose the word.

Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep a permanent smile.

Shut the Blinds: Muse becomes allergic to the sun.

Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

Fear in Your Eyes: Muse is deathly afraid of _______ (Anon specifies fear). Lasts 12 hours.

Say You’ll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 24 hours.

Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for a day

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Aimless: Muse is drunk/disoriented/easily confused for - Anon decides

Aglet: The muse will spew little-known facts for ___.

Wings:You can fly! Muse sprouts wings for up to a maximum of two weeks. Anon gets to choose how big they are( chicken wings anyone?)

Secret: Muse cannot speak the truth for 24 hours, thinking they’ll let slip an important secret! Hide the documents!

Memory: Dude where’s my….who am I again? Muse loses their memory and can’t remember anything at all. Anon decides the duration.

Bed: Muse now has narcolepsy and falls asleep at random for three days.

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

I Crush Everything: Muse has super strength, but can’t control it and ends up breaking things for (anon decides).

Dare You to Move: Muse lies on the ground and has no desire to get up and do anything for 24 hours, or until somebody convinces them to get up.

This Means War: For the next _______, your muse is easily offended by anything someone says to them.

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Everybody Wants To Be A Cat: Your muse is a fancy feline for 4 hours.

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M!A List [ All SFW ]

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&. PLATONIC STARTERS.

“are you feeling better today?”

“you’re my best friend. you’re supposed to deal with the second-hand embarrassment.”

”come on, i can’t go to the party alone.”

“you deserve so much better.”

“here, let me help.”

“can i sleep over? my parents are fighting again.”

“you don’t have to deal with everything alone.”

“how about i come over and help you throw away all those clothes you’ve been hoarding?”

“you know s/he’s just going to hurt you.”

“call me. text me. reach out for me, for godsake.”

“you’re freezing. come here.”

“you know me better than anyone.”

“i’m saying this because i care about you.”

“ugh, you’re sweaty- get off.”

“you know what, we make a pretty good team.”

“we should run away.”

“you’re a horrible liar. i’ve known you far too long to be able to tell.”

“sing me a song please?”

“i miss her/him. and i know i shouldn’t, but i do.”

“let’s go somewhere. i’m tired of this town.”

“i just want you to be happy”

“don’t listen to them. they’re just jealous of how cute you are”

“i’m dying without you. when are you coming back?”

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&. SOFT ANGST STARTERS.

“please look at me.”

“is s/he really just a friend?”

“i’m just disappointed.”

“you know i’m not like that.”

“don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”

“i know you still love me.”

“i can’t think straight with you.”

“why are you so stubborn?”

“don’t do this here.”

“trust me on this.”

“please don’t misunderstand me.”

“you… you never had a problem with it before.”

“i know i shouldn’t be here.”

“what do you mean by that?”

“you deserve more.”

“can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”

“i’m scared.”

“i swear i’ll do things different this time.”

“s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”

“i want to believe you, i do.”

“not everyone is going to hurt you.”

“i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”

“i can’t sleep.”

“how long will this go on for?”

“can i hug you?”

“do you ever mean the things you say?”

“you won’t understand.”

“you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”

“am i too late?”