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sickboissi-blog · 5 years

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#oc #oc charlie #charlie #(danny devito voice) Chorlie #my art #tradtional art #skipdoods

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sickboissi-blog · 5 years

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#oc #jen #oc jen #skipdoods #my art #tradtional art #im laffin this blog is jus gonna b like a archive of my art now

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sickboissi-blog · 6 years

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#bet nyall never thought id be comin back with nart fanart huh #nart #naruto #sakura haruno #sakura #the love of my life #no im not posting the rest of the picture only sakura #naruto shippuden #fanart #my art #skipperdoods #skipdoods #skip draws #if ur not drawing sakura with Sick Pythons what r u even doin

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sickboissi-blog · 7 years

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Do you remember The 21st night of September?

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sickboissi-blog · 8 years

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sexuality: that thing mages in Dragon Age do where they twirl their staff over their heads then slam it on the ground tbh

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sickboissi-blog · 8 years

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do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

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sickboissi-blog · 8 years

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things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes

things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

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sickboissi-blog · 8 years

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on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

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sickboissi-blog · 8 years

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Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!

Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.

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