To be an otter swimming in a river
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Panthera Arven on Instagram
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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Our warlock summonned a horse to drag a house out of an area of anti-magic and it WORKED
@thewalkingfishttrpg go watch our streams folks! It's a good spooky time and i play a very normal bard
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Thumbnail art for C2 Ep 112 for ViewMasters Reactions
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I know I’ve said this before but vampires
don’t show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
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Terry marlowe my sweetheart
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the homoerotic tension between a man and his weird ass possessed fucking sword
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okay I bloody love this
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