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Coach Ukai: You guys were supposed to do team building exercises. What did you do to make your team even more dysfunctional?

Hinata: We played Monopoly!

Coach Ukai: …of course you did.

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Ukai: Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS

Takeda: That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I weirdly love it.

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𝘶𝘬𝘢𝘪 𝘬𝘦𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴₊˚⊹

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UKAI 👏🏻 KEISHIN 👏🏻 CALLS YOU 👏🏻 SWEETHEART 👏🏻

FIGHT ME ABOUT IT

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i just want ukai to mistreat me. just a little bit

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hmm.

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Ukai, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Takeda: Hey.

Hinata: Hi!

Daichi: Hello.

Nishinoya: Hey!

Ukai: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Tanaka: We were out of Doritos.

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Hi! Yes this is the man I’d like to marry.

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can we talk about how proud ukai and takeda must feel every time they see their boys on tv?

like, I cry just as a fan, imagine if you had been the one to coach them...

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ukai keishin + red jacket

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Perhaps Ukai having a desi boyfriend…. Please? 👉🏽👈🏽

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hello! i have had this sitting in my inbox for a while, and i’ve been trying to think of something to write for it, but the truth is i have no idea what to write as it’s a kinda broad topic and i am not desi myself, so i’m not sure what type of experiences you’d like me to mention in the fic

however! if you specifically would like to send in another request with a bit more detail on what you would like to see in the fic you are welcome to do that! i’m just not sure what i would write for probably the main reason being that i am not desi myself. if you give me some things you’d like to mention in the fic/headcanon and i don’t know what it is i’d be happy to do research on it to make sure i write it correctly, but with such a broad topic i don’t know where to start with making sure i get everything right

thank you! and sorry it took me so long to get back to you

some general headcanons for your wait (gender neutral)

— Ukai would do absolutely anything for you. he’d kick anyones ass if they looked at you in the wrong way. He’s not particularly confrontational or even that intimate in but if someone messed with you, he would make sure that they never did something like that again.

— He would always pull you really close to him when the two of you are out in public, he wants to make sure he doesn’t look you in a crowd and he also just likes to ALMOST be touching you at all times. Grazing your hands against one another’s, shoulders brushing against one another’s.

— He complains about you getting free things from the shop. He’ll never stop you from taking things for free, but he’ll always make the joke of like “You gonna pay for that?”

— Occasionally when you are hanging around the store, waiting for him to get off or whatever, you’ll run into some of the team. and they are so confused as to why you hang around the store so much, but don’t seem to work there. Until word gets out that you and Keishin are dating of course.

— When people hit on him, you always seem to sense it. You just pop up and make yourself an inconvenience. Throw your arms around him, or tell him you both have to leave, never doing the simple thing of just telling the person that he’s taken, but it does always seem to work anyway.

— Cuddling with him is heaven. He’ll let you lay on his chest and play with your hair. of course cuddles are few and far between considering you can hardly get him to take a break and lay down, but it is always worth it when you do.

— It was rare that he ever used your real name, he only ever seemed to call you nicknames. Some cute and sweet like baby, or dear, and others definitely only used to see you get frustrated.

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not like anyone asked but i wouldn’t mind a threesome with mr. takeda and coach ukai

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ukai….. are you free tomorrow bc i’m free. tomorrow. tomorrow is when i’m free. i would love to do something with you if you’re free tomorrow when i’m free

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𝘶𝘬𝘢𝘪 𝘬𝘦𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴₊˚⊹

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coach ukai

ukai keishin is a creature of habit.

he always buys the same brand of cigarettes, and the same colour lighter. he has used the exact same brand of soap since he was a kid. when he makes his coffee in the morning he always adds the same amount of milk, one sugar, stirs it three times clockwise and once in the opposite direction, blows on it twice, and then takes his first sip.

so imagine your surprise the day you walk into sakanoshita market and ukai keishin, creature of habit, your perfectly predictable boyfriend of four and a half years, is nowhere to be found.

because there's no way that the man standing behind the counter, apron on, twirling a cigarette between his fingers, with neatly combed brown hair is him.

it looks a lot like him, to be sure.

the same gentle slope of his nose, the same sharp brown eyes that light up when he spots you stepping through the door, the same little smile that you've seen curl up an identical set of lips countless times.

"what the hell did you do?"

the man who looks like (but is definitely not) ukai keishin's smile falters.

"hello to you too, sweetheart," he half-says, half-laughs. "what a terrible way to greet someone."

alright, this might be keishin.

"your hair," you finally take a step into the store, towards the counter, eyes still fixed on the head of hair that looks a lot like your boyfriend's but definitely isn't, because it isn't the same shade of peroxide yellow that Keishin had been dying it since the two of you were in high school.

the hand not fiddling with the cigarette reaches up to touch the brunette locks atop his head, though he's careful not to tousle them too much.

"you don't like it?" he asks, an uncharacteristic lilt of insecurity in his voice.

you pause.

"I... I just... give me a second," you say, pinching the bridge of your nose. you draw a few deep breaths in, eyes closed, before looking at him again.

"so?" he says, an eyebrow (that for the first time in over ten years matches the shade of hair on his head) cocked. "what's the verdict?"

you step up to the counter, reaching out across it to run your fingers through the strands. they're softer than they'd ever been, and a little shorter too -- having clearly been freshly trimmed.

"you look..." you grapple for the right words. "really hot."

and you know without a shadow of a doubt that the man on the other side of the counter couldn't be anyone other than ukai keishin when you see the smile -- wide and toothy -- that stretches across his handsome face.

"you think so?" he asks, dropping his unlit cigarette in the ashtray in front of him, circling the counter to wrap you in his arms. there's no one around, so you let him -- though you're not sure an audience would have stopped you, anyway.

you can only nod as he holds you tight against him, smiling down at you with that same grin.

"why the sudden change?" you ask him, hands pressed against the front of his apron as your eyes search his face.

"well..." keishin looks away, his cheeks puffing out a little as he mulls over his response. "we're getting older you know -- can't have you walking around looking like you're dating a delinquent forever."

"but you were a cute delinquent," you laugh, pressing a kiss to the corner of his pursed lips.

"and I had something important to do today, too. wanted to clean myself up a bit for it," Keishin adds, his eyes scanning your face. the playful look from a moment prior has melted away, and as you stare up at him, you're reminded just how very handsome of a man that boy from your high school volleyball team has grown up to be.

your brows knit together in confusion. "oh yeah?" you ask, pulling away slightly. "and what was that?"

"I went to see your parents," keishin said, eyes fixed unwaveringly to yours, "to see if maybe instead of you dating a delinquent they'd be alright with you marrying one who was reformed."

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sweet, slightly younger, girlfriend of Ukai that gets him to stop smoking

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cw: f!reader

𝟸𝟶+ 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 - 𝟷𝟿 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚗𝚒

“Are you coming back to bed?”

Keishin takes a drag on his cigarette, satisfied smile on his face. “What, I haven’t tired you out yet?” he answers, still looking outside.

He’s leaning out the window, dressed only in loose sweats, watching the ashes burn fall from his second floor apartment. It’s quiet tonight, cool breeze blowing through and dispelling some of the heat from indoors.

“Never tired of you,” he hears you whisper, the rustle of the covers nearly drowning you out.

He chuckles, blowing the smoke outside. He turns around, ready to offer a retort, but the words die on his lips when he takes in the sight before him.

He knows it sounds corny, knows you’ll laugh at him when he tells you later, but he doesn’t think he’s ever seen you look as beautiful as you do now, skin glowing in the moonlight.

You’re barely covered by the blankets, completely nude beneath them. He trails his gaze down your body, lingering on the curve of your ass and cursing the way you arch for him, only for him to look back at your face to see his own look of desire reflected back at him.

He watches intently as you remove the blanket and turn onto your back, pulling a knee up to reveal more of yourself to him. You bite your lip when you see his cock twitch under his pants while he takes you in. He takes a final deep drag and blowing the smoke out slowly, fixated on the sight of your combined fluids coating your thighs. A look of need comes across him, eyes darkening as they fill with lust.

“It’s cold out tonight,” you comment coyly. “Won’t you come warm me up?”

He reaches blindly for the ashtray to stamp out his cigarette, reluctant to look away from you.

“You little minx,” he groans, making his way to the bed and yanking the covers off you. You let out a shriek at the sudden cold, giggling and squirming as he drags his cool hands from your legs up your torso, thumbs tweaking at your nipples before he leans over you to kiss you deeply.

“I’ll keep you warm all night long.”