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Day 2

This is gonna be a mini update because I can’t stop laughing.

Kaz got a promotion in the criminal career, and look at his new workclothes

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Reboot - Day 1

The days probably won’t be a single day long, like this update took about 3 sims’ sessions because I was still adjusting to the mechanics of Sims 4. I still have a lot learn. Like I’m having trouble with Matthias’ law enforcement career because when he goes on patrol and stuff, much of the things he needs to do are up to the game. Like the other day he had to patrol a street and arrest someone for littering or fighting, so I spent a loooot of the shift frantically looking for people who were doing that and it almost consumed the whole shift.

Anyway here are the updates On the Kanej Front

Kaz likes to drink water while pooping. It’s really weird because I counted about 8 chairs available for him to sit but no, he chose the bathroom. The hell Brekker?

It took me a while to get all of them to become lovey-lovey with each other, but I got some nice results.

Such a pretty sight!

She’s of course loving it

Get it girl! And then some

Same, Inej

Then on the Wylan/Jesper front, these dudes where the easiest to pair. True to the source

Wylan was the first to make a move

Jesper sleeps in his briefs, much to the distraction of everyone in the house, but he also was the first one to kiss the other one. Yay! Then I just made them keep going and going and going

And here we see Nina being such a good Fangirl

Speaking of Nina, not a lot has happened on the Nina/Matthias fort, because of weird schedules, but at least I got something

Nina I know you love food but for the love of god don’t eat spoiled things!!

My goal here is first to get the couples absolutely in love with each other, then I’ll work in the relationships between them, like making nina and inej bffs, kaz and jes bffs, kaz and matthias hate each other, u know, the usual. After that I’ll let them do whatever they want and we’ll see what happens

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Sims of Crows Reboot

Well since you didn’t ask for it, here it is! A reebot for the Sims of Crows, now using The sims 4!

Yes!! it’s true! I dunno what happened but I lost all my files from the previous game, but then The Sims 4 got on sale, so I bought it! without further ado, here are the new versions!

Mr. Kaz Brekker himself, looks like a douche, I love him hahahaha, I had to change the hair a bit for the game because the mesh made it look like he had blonde highlights from a distance. As usual, I made him get a job in the criminal career. I know he’s supposed to have dark brown eyes but he looked creepier than usual :/

Then we have The Spider herself, lady Inej Ghafa! look how cute I made her! I had to give her somewhat lighter eyes because with dark eyes she looked just like Meghan Markle. I mean she was pretty but she didn’t look like Inej. She got a job in the Secret Agent Branch, Because Of Course she did.

Miss Nina Zenik, ladies and gents. Prettiest Ravkan beauty. I honestly didn’t know what to make her do because none of the careers seemed appropriate for her, maybe I’m gonna make her a doctor later? I dunno bro, maybe she’ll buy a store!

I don’t like Matthias Helvar’s hair but I just wanted to start playing! I spent about 3 days downloading custom content on thesimsresource.com, but I didn’t find a suitable haircut for him. Maybe later. He also doesn’t have a career right now, I think I’m gonna make him train and maybe he’ll start being a personal trainer someday! I don’t think I saw something like a military career for him. Could I turn him into an astronaut? hmmm maybe.

Wylan was easy peasy. Made him a geek. Made him a genius. Made him a scientist. I also didn’t find a suitable haircut for him on the sims resourse, I’ll look deeper later on. He looks cute!

Then look at how cute does Jesper looks! Maaan if those two could breed they’d get such beautiful babies. I made Jesper get a career in the entertainment business because I always thought the guy liked attention. Just remembering his crazy ensembles made me think about it.

I had a 30k budget, so I bought the biggest plot of land and made them a super tiny house with all the essentials, then when they get the money I’m gonna start building a huge ass house, and I’m gonna demolish the old one and make a pretty pretty garden. Or a garage for their cars. I still don’t know

This is how they look like when they’re sleeping hhahahahahaha I can’t

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Revival

Hey guys, it's been aaages! I know! But somehow I lost my save files from the Sims of Crows game, and I got incredibly busy with school I left this blog aside.

But look at this!

I just bought the 4th, with the "Going to Work" expansion. Soooo I'm gonna reboot this game and start from scratch. Stay alert!

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Brain Fart

Remember how in the last update I bought Kaz some land for his resort? Well it turns out that the “useless” building I demolished in order to have that available land was actually the criminal hangout where Kaz used to work. “No biggie I’ll just go to Edit World and place a copy back there”

But there was no copy of that building in the Edit World thingy!

I had to go to The Sims Resource and download a custom Criminal Hangout. Installed it, built it, and ordered Kaz to “join criminal career” but he just got angry and told me he had no way of getting there! what?? Upon closer inspection, because the land I had chosen was on a side of a mountain (therefore on a slope) when I put the building there the land leveled to the average height and it was impossible for Kaz to walk inside. Maybe Inej could though.

And then the game froze, so I just left it for the next day. Yesterday I tried again. I spent about 5 hours trying to level up the terrain but the game kept glitching and crashing.

In the end I was able to put the building back, but I had to get in the build/buy mode, destroy the fence and surrounding decoration with the hammer, and then soften the terrain juuust enough for the slope to be in such a slight angle that he could walk into the lot.

I nearly cried of happiness when I took this pic. The Crow it’s back in the nest!

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Holy shit guys! I was going through the activity feed thingy and I thought "hmmm, I wonder who are the people who follow this blog" and YOU GUYSSS ARE AWESOME!! At the beggining I was just curious and ended up following almost all of you with my main blog. Yay!

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Day 9

There was a paparazzi outside of the window and I made Jesper streak around the property because why the fuck not? hahahaha I’m sure she got a nice photo for the papers. Paparazzi have been drawn to The Slat because Jesper, Kaz, Matthias and Inej are now celebrities.

The poor fella later on peed his pants. I did try to make him run towards the bathroom but I was too late.

Matthias went to China again to complete an opportunity and while he was asleep this bitch got in his room and started taking pictures of him. “Confess to watch you on your sleep” is real!  Creepy af

Then Inej and Nina went to the library for another opportinuty. I found Inej’s book title hilarious.

While Kaz was dreaming about Wealth. Seems about right.

Nina was asked to vaccinate people. At the Graveyard. Seriously did this game the books?

Matthias always sings a song he learned on China while cooking.

Wylan got a promotion in the lab and now he rocks a blue coat. Look at how this dork is looking at his boyfriend!

I’d look at him like that too! hahahaha super sexy Rockstar Jesper going to work.

But he also saves some of that for his boyfriend back home ;)

“Ladies!“

Matthias is now a Top Gun in the Army

I bought some resort lands for Kaz but I don’t have enough money to build something cool so I’m just gonna leave it like that until I get more cashhh.

Kissy kissy

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Day 8

Also known as “Matthias worst day ever”

Kaz became a celebrity. I still don’t know how that happened but one day he came back with 2 celebrity stars. Maybe because he’s a friend of Jesper who is a 4 star celebrity??

I dunno but this new development has made Kaz thirst to be a bigger celebrity that Jes hahahahaha I sense a new profession

So Kaz came here to “get a drink” and promote the bar. It cost him 11 simoleons but he got paid 1000 simoleons. If the criminal career doesn’t pay up this might be a good option.

The drinks here are as extra as Kaz. I’m definitely buying this bar when I’ve got the money hahahahahhah

Back to Matthias’ worst day ever. The dishwasher broke and Bonehilda tried to fix it, she got electrocuted. I tried cleaning up the puddle but the counters were on the way, so Matthias tried to fix it and he also got electrocuted.

And because Matthias’ needs to improve his handyness, I made him try again.

AND HE FUCKING DIED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I’M SO SORRY MATTHIAS BUT SERIOUSLY???!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Of couse I wasn’t gonna let this happen so I closed the game without saving and came back, moved the counters, mop up the puddle and THEN Matthias fixed the dishwasher. I should have known better.

While this was going on, Kaz passed out because he was super tired AND got Arrested again, so the poor guy was laying out of the police station, BUT because he’s now a celebrity, all the city was talking about it. hahahahahahaha.

Then Matthias was cooking and the very expensive stove caught on fire!!! Because he has the Brave trait he tried to put out the fire, but since he had already died today I stopped him and made him call the firefighters.

Bonehilda put out the fire LIKE A BOSS. Everyone was freaking out. Once the fire was extinguished, the firefighter appeared

Yeah and you should have gotten here earlier

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Day 7

I HAD TO SHOW YOU KANEJ SLEEPING!!! How cute are they?

Kaz has been getting arrested every other day, I think it’s because his Athletic skill is not up to where it’s supossed to be, but with these arrests I’ve been having a hard time trying to correct his moods enough to get to work the next day, and I haven’t been able to train him. He also generally gets arrested during part of his shift so his job performance has fallen A LOT. Dammit Kaz!

I bought Bonehilda the Skeletal Maid because even when Kaz was in a foul mood, his Neat trait made him clean after everyone because everyone else are fucking slobs! hahahahah so I was losing the little time I had to train Kaz because he was cleaning stuff. Hell no!! Therefore, Bonehilda is now part of the Slat. They’ve been keeping her busy. Dirty mofos.

Going into canon territory, I like to imagine this is what it looked like when Oomen almost kills our Suli ray of sunshine.

Then when I wasn’t looking they tried to sneak a Dip Kiss without me seeing, but I’ve got eyes everywhere and I caught them red handed

Afterwards Jesper and Wylan were dancing and the gnomes arranged themselves to look like a horror movie where the tiny monsters are trying to get to the house by the window. What was that awful movie with Jennifer Aniston called? Leprechaun? hahahaha something like that. I don’t even know where did the gnomes come from, I think from analyzing space rocks? THEY’RE ALIEN LEPRECHAUNS OMG!!!!

Speaking of Jesper, he ate a blueberry flavored ... something, maybe a blizzard? whatever. He turned into Jesper Beauregarde for a few hours

And I leave you with the Prima Ballerina Brekker preparing for the Grand Prix (yup, I’m also obsessed with Yuri on Ice #NoRegrets)

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I think it's fixed?? Cause this was how it was showing me the pics in the app and I restared my phone and everything and it was still showing them like this, so I removed a bit of the html code before and after the “img” thingy and I guess that tumblr’s source code put everything back into place so now I’m seeing the pics in the correct order

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I’m sorry for the extra reblogs but the app sometimes “eats” the pics, like when I upload two in a row without text the app only shows up one of them, but I’ve checked it on another browser and they do show all the pics so I guess this is just an in-app problem, sorry guys! I was just checking where was the problem

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Day 6

I’m sorry for the lack of updates, my mom has kidnapped my pc because she started watching a tv series and the latest season is not yet in netflix, so she has been watching it here and I hadn’t been able to play a lot of the game. But enough excuses!

Kaz became friends with a smol birb!

What should I name the birb?? please help me name it!

Both Kaz and Matthias got to level 5 of their careers

Almost everyone got their Xmas bonus so I was able to buy them new beds! (from left to right is Nina+Matthias, Jesper+Wylan, Kaz+Inej)

Jesper is a “local celebrity” and was invited to this rich lady’s party. I discovered that sims can Woohoo in elevators. They have no shame!

yes yes clean up and put your clothes right guys hahahahah hope they didn’t have cameras in the elevators because the paparazzi that sometimes stand outside The Slat would LOVE to get that footage. They they started dancing

At the same moment I had forgotten that Matthias threw a gift-giving party back at the house. Matthias greeted the people and then went to bed. Kaz was asleep for most of the party. There was this shirtless dude playing the guitar. I dunno guys.

Inej.- Nina do you know who this douche is? Nina.- no but let’s get rid of him before he grabs some of the presents!

Kaz of course only woke up to line up for free shit

The fancy party was over and they all decided to get mac n cheese and Kaz had a snowcone. Over at wesper they were already asleep, how cute is this?

And I leave you with a cuddles/kisses Kanej session, because I know we all love it when they kiss

The way she looks at him ♥_____♥  Saints Kanej! can you two be any more cute together? (EDIT) NOW WITH VIDEO!!!!!!

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Loving this blog because it's one of the sole places I can see a Kanej kiss.

That's one of the reasons I did it! Hahahah and since I can't draw that well, this was the best solution I could find :3

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For some reason the app sometimes doesn't show all the pics?

Day 5

After the mega boredom of day 4, today was waaay better. This is how the Dregs spend their off time

then Wesper just kept on going

Such cuties. Then Kaz screwed up at work, maybe he didn’t have his gloves? But that didn’t lower his work performance so whatever

Yo! Nina! Check this out! 

I couldn’t resist it, I had to make them kiss because I CAN hahahahahahaha. I’m gonna go fangirl in peace, see ya!

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Day 5

After the mega boredom of day 4, today was waaay better. This is how the Dregs spend their off time

then Wesper just kept on going

Such cuties. Then Kaz screwed up at work, maybe he didn’t have his gloves? But that didn’t lower his work performance so whatever

Yo! Nina! Check this out! 

I couldn’t resist it, I had to make them kiss because I CAN hahahahahahaha. I’m gonna go fangirl in peace, see ya!

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Day 4

This day has been kinda boring actually. Almost everyone got a new job and they changed their schedules so everyone was angry and going to their jobs in a foul mood. Some little but fun things that happened:

Nina was turned into a ghost by the witch in the Haunted House and Matthias was punched by a mummy. Inej got tricked by a little girl out of 100 bucks

Nina and Matthias were making out

Sorry babe I gotta run

And because everything was so boring and Matthias needed to learn martial arts for an opportunity at work so I friggin sent  him to China where he explored a tomb and now he can go on trips longer yay.

And that was it. Sorry guys not all days can be super exciting!

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Day 3

Since I’m determined not to let Wylan read, he’s been upgrading his handyness skill by fixing the showers and unclogging the toilets, which seem to clog after every 3rd use. Nasty business but that’s what you get when you can’t read. Bummer.

Then they were all talking and nina started another fight with Kaz, which made him storm out of the living room. Inej left too but without fighting. Afterwards Jesper flirted with his boyfriend and Nina got really angry with them as well. She is becoming a problem in this household. It’s not their fault that Matthias has been busy getting promoted in the Military carreer girl!

But Wesper don’t care! They make out anywhere and everywhere!

Changing subjects, Inej brought a cold to the house. The first ones to get sick were her, then Wylan and Kaz, then Nina and Jesper. Matthias, as the good Fjerdan he is, couldn’t be bothered to get sick after such a puny rainy day. Tell us your secrets Matthias!

Kaz was dreaming about looooove! probably hallucinating with a fever. Poor dude. Maybe that’s why when he finished his shift and came back home, he sat down on the couch, they stood up and RAN to the Police Station to get himself locked up! DA FUCK IS GOING ON?! the poor dude was miserable being sick, tired, stressed, hungry and locked up.

HAHAHAHAHAH look at his work uniform! After a good night sleep and a not so chaotic day at work he came back and watched tv with Inej. One thing led to another and this how close they got

Just kiss already goddammit! hahahahahah. Smooching sessions are close guys, I can feel it.