Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:
In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.
And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.
full offense but the tenderness in lorde’s voice when she sings "but I still remember everything, how we’d drift buying groceries, how you’d dance for me / I’ll start letting go of little things ‘til I’m so far away from you, far away from you" is enough to keep me alive for 5000 years