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death is a social construct

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Daddy’s home

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Merry Christmas Sir John!

I have fashioned some sort of lid for the ice hole so you don't have to keep falling down it all the time. Unless you of course want to but then that's no longer my problem

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Huzzah!!! Thank you, Edmund, truly a gracious gift

Contrary to popular sentiment, I DO NOT enjoy the hole.

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Hello, Sir John. I carved you a new leg. It is, unfortunately, very small.

BEAUTIFUL. ITS GORGEOUS. THANK YOU

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grooming my new beard and sleighing

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Every man on Erebus is an elf to me

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Well well if it isnt sir gay faglin, captain of ship Erecunt

HELLO👋

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I never consented to this

OLD MAN ORGY HAPPENING NOW IN SIR JOHN'S CABIN COME ONE COME ALL

@sirjohnfranklin @drstephenstanley you better be there or I'll eat your cocks for breakfast tomorrow

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Hey sir john i see you have escaped my peach curse

Long needed update: the peach pit I consumed no longer grows peaches. What have you to say about this

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walking in cold in the cold in the cold in cold

I’m walking in the cold, on this mountain I’m cold

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NO WANKING FOR 2 WEEKS

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Ah!!! Jacko!!!! 😚😚🤲🤲🤲

Hashtag missing my monkey

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do NOT let the surgeon cook🗣️

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there has been an outage.

How to reattach fallen appendages

Google pls I need this

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Hashtag missing my monkey

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There are no outages here!

How to reattach fallen appendages

Google pls I need this

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How to reattach fallen appendages

Google pls I need this