slasher-male-wife - Tumblr blog

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I don’t like interacting with cishets in fandoms. Not sorry, y’all aren’t right about anything

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I have decided to start a NSFW side blog for my writing and it's @living-dead-author. Only follow and interact with that account it you are over 18 please and thank you, fun stuff coming soon <3

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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“can’t believe you made your character a self-insert 😒🙄” life is too short for you to spend so much time in my business like this brother

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Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.

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hate that mads mikkelsen hannibal has an ipad because an apple store would kill that man but even worse is that anthony hopkins hannibal would’ve fucking loved one. that’s an ipad kid right there. mads hannibal should be reading articles on parchment whilst hopkins hannibal’s playing zoo story 2. it’s a tragedy they were each born in the wrong time

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at this stage i think its good to say, and i direct this to all of the trans women on this site:

you are loved. you are appreciated. your presence is valued.

ppl can do all they can to invalidate you, to drag you through the grime and do their best to make you nothing. and they can fucking try.

but it won't change the fact that we care about you. i care about you. and i appreciate you taking the effort to stick around in this world, especially as things turn awful.

big ass hugs for you girls.

we're still here 💙

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A reality where they adopted her

PRINTS on my fixed post

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Happy birthday to me lmao

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Guess what day it is

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Tell Jensen Ackles and Jodie Foster I’m legal now

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"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

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remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

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Hannibal’s rolodex is so silly to me, cause he’ll go and pick a recipe out of his little recipe box, then he’ll walk over to his little rolodex like “I wonder who’s on the menu tonight, hehe”, and then he’ll go and brutally murder them.

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no options for "they wouldn't fight" or "they would kiss", they are fighting and that is FINAL

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happy 20th anniversary, ella enchanted! <3

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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)