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You are stupid asf. Always blaming Checo, the one who has been saying the car is fucked and nobody believed him until just now, and red Bull admitted it.

While Checo's departure might affect some sponsors, it's unlikely to be a significant blow to Red Bull.

If Daniel —because your whole stupid post is about him— were as talented as you suggest, he would have secured a new contract or at least attracted interest from teams like Williams or Haas. It's unfair to continually blame Checo, everyone for not renewing or signing Daniel.

You know if this is Daniel's last race the thing that really gets me is the horseshit management of Red Bull/VCARB

Checo isn't fast enough. You're in danger of losing your constructors. So you decide you're probably going to put Daniel in the Red Bull seat in the summer. You send messages ahead to the next race to tell people not to put up Checo's promotional images.

Not so fast, Checo's sponsors say, so you leave Perez in the seat and give up on the constructors' because it's easier to get money from sponsorship than to cover the constructors'.

You want more points with VCARB, you say. You want more points but you keep effing up both your drivers with strategy and putting upgrades on the car that make them go backwards.

I know what we'll do, you say. We'll leave Daniel out for the wolves in Singapore and tell media that it isn't his last race until oops, it might be. We haven't told him though, so he can't say a proper goodbye if it is. We'll just hand him one last shit strategy and watch as he swallows it and takes fastest lap to help Max's championship. For shits and giggles we'll kill Yuki's strategy too, for fairness.

But if Daniel's gone after Singapore, what will Red Bull/VCARB do?

Let's see here. You have Checo, who went backwards in Singapore and can't help the constructors. You have Yuki, who's fast on track but can't give feedback well and has trouble keeping his emotions down on track. You have Liam, who's all well and deserving of a VCARB seat but won't be ready for Red Bull until a few years later.

You have nobody. You still haven't solved the problem of Max's teammate after six years. You refuse to let go of Checo, who shouldn't have been here after the summer break. You won't ever take the chance and promote Yuki to see if a stint in a senior team will work out for him. You'll have fired your best development and update feedback driver for your secondary team.

Carlos has gone to Williams. George, which Christian mentioned, won't ever leave Mercedes. Oscar and Lando will stay at McLaren. You asked Alex last year, and Alex laughed in your face.

And Max can no longer win the constructors' by himself in the car you give him.

It started in the summer break. Red Bull took a gun and pointed it in their own faces and slowly pulled back the trigger and it was only until now, six races from the end off the season, that we see what the bullet will do.

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blocking botarga fans is theraphy. We just don't see their bullshit saying Daniel could perform better than Checo when Yuki is so much better option than Ricciardo.

I saw a tweet that said that if Ricciardo was good enough, Mercedes would already be negotiating or trying to steal him, he's so washed 😭

blocking Sergio fans is therapy atp, like that old man is cute ig but he’s blocking that seat, he’s not perfmoring well enough to stay there and it’s already been said he will not be there in 2025, he was gonna get taken out at zandvoort but his corrupted little sponsors ass was like “b-but you won’t make as much money without me in Mexico 🥺🥺🥺” mate you’re washed, Daniel is so back, get fucked

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Here to stay:)

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something that sits extremely wrong with me is that if this had been a driver like Lando or Leclerc involved in an accident, you'd all be worried out of your mind about it and saying we should all be respectful but because it's Checo instead everyone is cracking jokes about how Checo is a bad driver (?) or how he is going to lose the second red bull seat when the crash wasn't even his fault

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checo what are you looking at? 👀📱

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Checo Pérez and Caro Martínez after Checo's pole position at the 2023 Miami Grand Prix

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CHECO AND JO MAH’ BOIS

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Wait a damn minute-

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Miami tomorrow...probably

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Throwback when Charles, Checo and Pierre were doing virtual races in 2020

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Charles asking if Checo was okay in Qualifying:

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he is actually the love of my life

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Checo Pérez, winner of the 2023 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix y la que soporté 💋💋