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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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What's that? You think you know something about angels? You've never seen Supernatural?
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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The fact that some 'WoKe' bitches out there can't understand this proves humanity is not worth saving-
Don't expect to receive respect without having to give it back❤️
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Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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🤔
What they thinkin bout tho?
Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 900 I-
LITERALLY WORDS CANT LIKE EVEN EXPLAIN HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR ALL OF YOU 😭💞💗💘💕💓
YOU GUYS R ALL SO AMAZING N LOVELY <33
AND IM HAPPY THAT YOU GUYS ENJOY MY WRITINGS 🥺
so i thought id share my president schlatt playlist 🧘🏻‍♀️
ENJOY AHDHAHS
i love you guys sm tysm <33 💞
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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Boyfriend Headcannons(?) for season 4 & 5 Chuck Shurley
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(nsfw and sfw will be seperated)
(this is mostly weirdness and nonsense mixed in with headcannons. A LOT OF THIS IS VERY STRANGE/CRACK SHIT IG? IDK WHAT ELSE TO CALL IT)
(this is for the few remaining Chuck fans out there, season 11 & 15 versions will come out soon- since chuck has changed drastically every season qǝɔɐnsǝ ʇɥǝ ʍɹᴉʇǝɹs ɐɹǝ ɟnɔʞᴉuƃ ᴉuǝdʇ ɐup ɥɐʌǝ dɹoʌǝu ��ʇ ʇᴉɯǝ ɐup ʇᴉɯǝ ɐƃɐᴉu. Stay strong fellow Chuck fans😔)
(enjoy)
SFW:
He will never admit to it, but he really loves bing cuddled and smooched
Like- REALLY loves it.
If you want that pretty necklace for Valentine's day and he says no
Just give him a hug and a smooch on the cheek (effectiveness increased if you use puppy eyes)
He'll be putty in your hands.
And his credit card will be out in milliseconds
He's lazy. There's no way around it.
So hope you don't mind doing a lot of chores
He's extremely thankful though
He reminds you how thankful he is every night and day with little gifts, kisses, and even making you breakfast
"what would I do without you, (Y/N)?"
"I love you so, 𝙨𝙤 much"
His kisses tickle cause of his beard
He uses this to his advantage often
Too often for your liking
You tell him he's your lazy little teddy bear
He's offended. How dare you.
You kiss him on the cheek
*The attack was effective, Chuck became confused*
He makes an alright income from his book series
You have been working on him with issues regarding his drinking habits
He wants to change for you. But it's hard for him.
You understand that, and appreciate that he's even making an effort
You've been making him do more chores recently
This includes his own laundry, buying groceries, and helping with meal preperation
How chuck stayed so thin you have no idea
He isn't very active at all
He has a mild dad bod at most
Good thing we love dad bods here🥰
You opened the window one morning and he whimpered and covered his eyes.
Man has not seen the sun in a while.
Chuck is genuinely making a change though
You've gotten him to come on jogs with you
You have to take l o t s of breaks for him
When he's writing, you like to sit behind him and correct his writing.
Tiny man, fragile ego
He gets flustered and angry and will nudge you away
Never hard though. He would never hurt you
You think it's absolutely adorable
His face is litteraly tomato red
When he passed out at his desk, it's up to you to carry him to the bed you share
The mornings after he always complains about pains other than in his head
You say it must be part of the hang over
𝙄𝙩𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨
Big oops
He's heavy, what were you supposed to do!?
You never tell him the truth.
It's better you don't.
You know of his 'visions'
You didn't believe him at first-
Until you walked out one day and found him spazing out on the couch
You almost dialed 911, thinking he was having a seizure
He snapped out of it and explained that was just his visions
You called 911 anyway and asked for an ambulance
Can never be to sure when it comes to crazy drunk hermit boyfriends
Doctors said he was absolutely fine though.
You really started believing him when 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 showed up.
The winchester boys (and Cas!)
You don't like them around Chuck.
Dean threatened him with a gun once
You were ready to commit a war crime on a single human being
You will protect your lazy teddy at all cost
You have to admit though- seeing him being all tough and fighting demons and ghost is 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙩
You hated Becky.
You punched her at the supernatural con
No cap, you litteraly f#cked her sh#t up.
She got too close to Chuck
And was giving him googley eyes
Not on your watch
You watched Cas get obliterated by Raphael with Chuck.
You found a fingernail in your hair
*fingernailS
Chuck has told you the ending the day before it all went down
You were confused on why he forbid you to tell the brothers
You were upset, but he seemed serious about it
Nsfw:
Has had sex multiple times before you two even got together
Still acts like a virgin baby
You love walking into living room with no towel on after showering
Seeing his jaw drop is priceless
"(Y/N) is that... 𝙮𝙤𝙪..."
His size is incredibe
He's truely been blessed by God
Which makes sense, after all, he is a prophet.
He's very vocal in bed
It's absolutely adorble
Small whimpers and moans
He'll tell you how amazing you are to him
It's cheesy, but you can tell me means it
"fuck.. (Y/N).. I love you."
"you're so beautiful under me like this- not that you aren't Beautiful not under me😅"
"I'm the luckiest man in the world"
Actually well groomed down below
Uncircumcised
Cleans well though
At least he's not 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 lazy
Gentle lover
Slow and steady wins the race😏
Until you start screaming at him to speed up out of frustration
Totally into dominatrix
Watching and feeling you ride his cock is the hottest thing he's ever seen/felt
Willing to try most kinks
Will never be on the 'giving' side of BDSM though.
He doesn't have the heart to whip you or be rough with you like that, no matter how many times you tell him it's okay.
Both love & hates when you tease him
You'll stroke his cock til he's close to release- and than stop
He'll cry and beg for you to let him cum
You love to sit and watch him
You occasionally poke and stroke the tip to keep him stimulated and hard
It's pleasurable torture for him
When he blows his load- it's a 𝙝𝙚𝙛𝙩𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙖𝙙
Vanilla sex is still wonderful though
He is the God of aftercare
Is also a master of Oral.
That beard on your thighs is pure magic
Pet names. Pet names. Pet names!!
Kitten, love, darling, sweetheart, baby girl
Knows all your spots
The person writing these headcannons needs to go bathe in holy water now
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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dating chuck shurley includes...
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• baby is so sweet, like 70-30% of the time
• the 30% is him being wanky hot
• the beard anywhere on your skin
• he hums and even sometimes sings you to sleep because talent
• ‘I love you’ in his cute little voice
• listening to his stories and tales
• actually being interested because, like…he’s God
• soft™
• he watches you fall asleep like it’s a drug
• cheek kisses and morning coffee don’t even protest
• giving him head massages because you can
• running your hands through beautiful waves
• his head on your stomach with his body between your legs
• passionate sex
• when he’s playing dom, you’d better believe he growls like a motherfucker
• hugging you like you will disappear
• 'please, don’t leave me’
• 'never’
• he shows you his extremely vulnerable side
• rough sex with the beard
• you lay on his chest while his hand strokes your hair
• sex in front of the fireplace
• hugs hugs hugs
• back breaking orgasms
• he knows what he’s doing
• watching him write from afar
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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Has anyone written fic of God as Chuck w his mentioned exes? Like I just want to read about him and some ocs. I feel like it is a really fun idea!
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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Yandere!Chuck Headcanons (SPN)
Requested by the amazing and wonderful @supernovasblogstuff​: I saw your Yandere Cowley and read it, I loved it!!I was wondering what a Yandere Chuck would be like…?I mean you suggested it at the end. So I was wondering if you could headconnon a Yandere Chuck? A/N: Fair warning: I haven’t watched further than season 10 yet so I haven’t actually seen Chuck as god yet and most of what I write is based on what I’ve read and seen and could be highly inaccurate
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The thing with chuck is, that he’s god
He literally created this burning trash can
That’ the hard truth
Not to mention that he’s (more or less) all-powerfull
So, if he goes full on Yandere on you? Yeah you’re fucked. Like fucked fuck. LIke fuckedy, fucked fuck
Yeah you remember when I said you’re fucked when Crowley goes Yandere on you? 
that’s nothing against this one
But honestly I think all the humans on the world have rather good chance to not get into that situation
Why?
Because I think that Chuck wouldn’t be Yandere for just any old human
No, I think he goes further
Maybe during his years as a fake-human he found some qualities in women that he likes, but none of the actual human women would do for him, becuase he wants perfection, submission
So I think you’d be created by him
Just for him
He’d allow you to grow up like a normal human being, with human beings and humans surrounding you
But don’t be fooled, you’re not a normal human at all
You’re something else
And you’re protected
He’d probably have one of the big bad angels watch over you, giving some badshit reason like that you’re important for the apocalypse or something
And when he finally can’t take it anymore, if his want for your love and c o n t r o l e  becomes too much? then he’ll get you
You’ll wake up in the perfect house and he’ll be there to greet you
He’ll act like everything is normal and makes you breakfast like a good boyfriend
Now if you don’t play along, if you try to fight, if you’re being ‘bratty’
Then he’ll play the god part, makes you actively fear him 
He hopes that you’ll work through it quickly and then become his loving, perfect darling, the one he created just for him
If you don’t? If you keep on being so rediculously scared and childish?
Then he’ll just have to make you compliant and it’s not like it would be hard for him
Just a snap of his fingers and BAM! you’ll be madly in love with him
You’ll devote your life to him - voluntarily or not
Now I gotta be fair to good ol’ Chuck
He treats you very well, you’ll be the queen of heaven (until the Winchesters come along) and he’ll make sure that nothing and no-one can ever hurt you or take you away from him
Now that I’ve mentioned it already, let’s get a quick mention on the Winchesters
Since God is kinda a big part of their daily life they’ll try to “safe” you (or maybe just maybe ‘kidnap’ you to have a wager agains t Chuck) 
They won’t come far tho
This time God won’t bring them back, and neither will anything else be able too…
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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Let’s see, what else? I fell in love for the first time at 16. Lost my virginity, actually. But then she went around telling everybody it didn’t count.
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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I wonder if people's mental or physical problems carry up there too?? Cause like- I have heavy depression, and get anxiety attacks over little things or nothing at all- if I have to live with that in heaven- um.. no? I'll take the first ticket to hell please.
i know i’m late to the party with this hot take, but here it is: the thought of chuck’s heaven isn’t so bad? living forever in your happiest memories, in a state of contentment, not really alive and aware, but existing in all your best memories? good. but jack’s heaven? existing, aware and conscious and able to experience time chronologically, trapped within whatever the physical expanse of heaven is, seemingly bound by more or less the same physical laws as earth, forever? horrific.
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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chuck shurley [nsfw alphabet]
A = Aftercare (what are they like after sex?)
Surprisingly caring and affectionate, he looks at you like you’re the light of his life every time, like he can’t let you go.
B = Body part (what is their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner?)
He’s a thigh man, we know this, whether it being his head buried between them or touching them whilst you cuddle.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum)
He’s a traditional man, he doesn’t like carelessly spill over you, he will maybe pull out onto stomach if no contraception is available.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
Hair pulling, his hair demands to be pulled all the time. Dean once joked about it and it really embarrassed him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
VERY experienced. Let me repeat, VERY.
F = Favourite Position
M-m-missionary absolutely, he loves to watch you squirm beneath him.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or humorous?)
He’s half and half, most nights he’s more serious than a foreign dictator and other nights you can’t stop laughing because of the dirty jokes he loves.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)
He’s groomed like you think God would be, impeccably.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? are they romantic?)
He is extremely romantic, from the moment leading up to it, unless you’ve been teasing him then it’s right into business.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon.)
Hardly ever, why would he when he has you? If on a particular day you’re busy and he has an image of you in his head, he’ll let go.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks.)
Ass. Grabbing. He’s a slut when you grab him.
L = Location (where are their favourite places to do the do?)
Invisibly, in front of his enemies or someone who makes him jealous. “If only they knew what we were doing right now.”
M = Motivation (what turns them on and gets them going?)
When you wear his clothes, better believe he’ll be right on top of you.
N = NO (is there something they wouldn’t do? what are their turn-offs?)
He will not try anal with you, he just won’t.
O = Oral (do they prefer giving or receiving? how skilled are they?)
He prefers giving, putting his millennia of skills to use.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough or slow and sensual?)
It really depends on the mood, usually extremely romantic, slow and sensual.
Q = Quickie (what is their opinion on quickies over proper sex? how often do they have quickies?)
He loves them, he loves people questioning your new hair do when business is happening and he just had to.
R = Risk (are they willing to experiment? do they take risks?)
He’s willing to go very far, but only whatever you want to do. He will not force you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Really? Try to get him to stop.
T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Hates them! He hates them! Why would you choose plastic over the real deal, he’s all or nothing.
U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)
His middle name is definitely NOT tease, he gets so sexually frustrated.
V = Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)
Deep groaning to whining, he’s got it all. Loud and clear.
W = Wild Card (a random nsfw headcanon.)
He really likes to try and create new sex positions, absolutely.
X = X-Ray (what’s going on in those pants?)
Unbelievably large.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Higher than a 90’s rapper.
Z = ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?)
He watches you fall asleep before he finds his own comfort in your arms.
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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SPN + Zodiacs
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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Now... THE FUCK IS THIS?
Like father like son
(Gifs are not mine.)
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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"Jack" Season 15 Alt/Cont. Ending
Spoilers for 15x20.
Section from: Team Free Will's Return on both Wattpad and AO3
Words featured: 491
"Cas will be able to tell you are not Jack, you know," Amara warns.
The Goddess was chained up, only visible to her brother who was in the form of Jack Kline, the half-human, half-angel, son of Lucifer. "Jack" was sitting on top of the throne in the angel part of Heaven.
See, there had been a fault in the plan to kill God. And the fault was that he's God. Chuck knows everything, every little outcome from every little choice. So he was prepared for the Winchesters to come up with the plan for Jack to absorb all his power. To prep for that possibility, Chuck came up with a plan of his own. If Jack absorbed all of Chuck's powers, Jack would become God. But Chuck made sure that a fraction of hisself was taken along with his powers: the immortal part. That left Chuck's body mortal, but a fragment of himself immortal and attached to the new God. It took less than a few hours for Chuck to power back up. And when he did, he took control of Jack's vessel, ensuring that his planned ending still folded out the way he wanted.
"Perhaps. But you know me, sis, I'm a good actor. The stupid angel will just fly by it without a single question and not even give it a thought. He'll probably assume it was from Jack absorbing all that power," Chuck responds.
Amara shakes her head. "I think you underestimate your son, brother. Castiel is practically a Winchester, after all."
"I don't underestimate my own creations, Amara. I made them myself."
"Yeah. And you also made free will."
Amara was silenced as the angel the two celestial siblings had just discussed walk in. Castiel, in his dirty trench-coat, walked over to his adopted son. "Jack" had given all the remaining angels their wings back. But even with his wings back and complete, Castiel was never going to be the angel he once was.
"Is this about Dean, what you called me here for? I felt him arrive in Heaven a little while ago. Do... do you want me to go talk to him?" Castiel asks. The angel was really just concerned about Dean.
Chuck mentally rolled his eyes. 'Of all the things I imagined, my own son literally falling in love with Dean Winchester was not one of them,' he says silently to his sister.
Out loud, "Jack" speaks to Castiel. "No. Quite the opposite, actually. I called you here because I think it's better if you let him be. He only died a month after you, I bet he's still healing from your departure. It's best if you keep your distance for now. Keep working on making sure our new Heaven is working correctly."
Castiel gives a nod. "Okay. I'll go check everything and make sure it's all running smoothly." The angel turns, his unfazed expression turning to one of suspicion.
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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This is one of my favorite ‘carry on’ reviews on IMDb, it’s been deleted for no valid reason.
I don’t know why (well I have an idea 💰 ) but IMDb are massively deleting "spn" and "carry on" negative reviews, especially ones that have most likes (wonder why 🙄)
I already pointed out that they are falsifying "carry on" and "inherit the earth" ratings , (actual C.O rating is 5.3 ⭐️ and I.T.E is 6.5 ⭐️ but they pretend using a thing called weighted rating and no one knows how it works, yeah very convenient )
Now they are deleting your reviews, I’ll share some beautifully written reviews here, most of them were deleted.
If you wrote one of these reviews, know that you can post it again, it’s still there in the review page, just log in with your account, go to C.O reviews page, on top you will see that your review is still there, edit it slightly and post it again, it will appear within minutes and won’t lose its likes.
Don’t let the c*w get away with it.
Oh just one last thing I noticed: the reviews that get deleted are most likely the ones that contain the words "queerbaiting" , "incest" "homophobia" "queer" "lgbt" "mental health" "bury your gays" "suicide" "trauma"
Yes the c*w are doing everything to not be exposed. So you know what you have to go and do if you want to piss them off, write more negative reviews and expose them.
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sleepy-toast23 · 4 years ago
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Chuck: *saving Sam and Dean yet again from a car accident because Dean keeps looking at Sam instead of the road*
Chuck: C'mon, guys! Not again!
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