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Saved us from a natural disaster

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compilation of the x-files out of context

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let's be so shaped with mama

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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Time is ripe to admit that this was the best hair of the whole series (and most comically accurate).

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Types of malevolent fanartists upon hearing Harlan say that if Arthur Lester was an animal, he'd be a rabbit:

1. Aw little fluffy friend :)

2. Cool anthropomorphic art

3. Wide, feral eyes and a small, rapidly beating heart. They say a cornered animal is just as dangerous as a wounded one. Leg in the trap, will you chew it off? You have claws, use them. Eternal prey, hunted and hunted until you reach your inevitable fate of being mauled. You escape the jaws of the beast only to run into the loving embrace of a hunter's rifle.

4. GAY BUNNY SUIT

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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hello silverdyne nation i have something for u

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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So I can tell him to go away but I still can't smooch him? Cowards!

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i love characters who are like oysters emotionally

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet