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“I used to hate the world, and I was happy when everyone died.

But I was wrong, because there was one person worth saving”

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This has been sitting in my brain for too long…

Teen wolves are back

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Daryl Dixon vs Murphy MacMaus

Now Daryl has the experience and intelligence, but then again, Murphy has the power of god and anime on his side. It can go either way. 

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

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I’m just picturing Sherlock as a sobbing while calling Mycroft a murderer for killing a spider. Of course, soon after, Sherlock places the spider’s corpse into a match box and has a funeral for it with a violin solo to top it all off.

I cant believe how many people ignore the fact that sherlock holmes is canonically a bug guy. he likes bugs. he retires to keep bees. he thinks of them as residents of his household. that man picked up bugs from the road and grass as a child I just know it

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If only I knew how to draw well. I have so many ideas for my Red Dead Online OC all wasted because I’m shit at drawing. Even more shit then John Morstan‘s drawing 😔.

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I have the transmasc urge to become a cowboy

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I love how throughout the Walking Dead the group comes across horrible communities with psychopathic leaders and then they come across the Common Wealth where the enemy is just capitalism.

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Does the Mom Guilt costume come with or without a plan?

happy Halloween!!! is anyone else as obsessed with this meme as I am???

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He’s the man I wish to become.

Arthur Morgan has got to be my favorite depiction of healthy masculinity. He is still masculine and tough, but at no point does he need to put down others to assert himself as that. He values and respects women and doesn't express any need to establish his "toughness" over them. They are people and friends to him, not just objects that serve him in some way.

And most importantly, HE ISNT AN EMOTIONLESS STATUE!! He has honest and vulnerable conversations, he has meaningful friendships, and admits his past wrongs and then learns from them!!

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Plot twist: Daryl makes each slice look like rabbits just how Carol taught him one time.

Daryl: *gives Y/N an apple*

Y/N: Can you cut and peel it for me?

Daryl: what are you four or something?

Y/N: fine I’ll do it myself

Daryl: Nah. You’ll cut yourself like last time. I’ll do it *snatched apple back and starts cutting slices*

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We broke tumblr

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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John Constantine coded

Cryptid of the Day: Highgate Vampire

Description: On February 6th, 1970, David Farrant claimed to have seen a grey figure in Highgate cemetery in London. Sean Manchester also claimed it to be a vampire, sparking a rivalry between the two. Then on March 13th, a mob of people swarmed the cemetery trying to exorcise the vampire.

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I got you baby girl <3

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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Geralt randomly bites Jaskier from time to time. He growls at him every time Jaskier tries to pull away from his bites.

biting someone's muzzle is a love language

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I can not describe the amount of gender envy this man gives me:

All I want is to be a boy riding a motorcycle, hunt, and kick ass in the end of the world! Life is always so cruel 😞