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slut4carbz · 3 days
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slut4carbz · 7 days
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I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not
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slut4carbz · 7 days
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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slut4carbz · 7 days
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bug fuck wall
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slut4carbz · 26 days
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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slut4carbz · 27 days
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my pet mold spore
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slut4carbz · 1 month
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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slut4carbz · 1 month
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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
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slut4carbz · 2 months
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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slut4carbz · 2 months
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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slut4carbz · 2 months
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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him
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slut4carbz · 2 months
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well, when in loam 🪱
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slut4carbz · 2 months
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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
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slut4carbz · 3 months
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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slut4carbz · 3 months
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I'm suffering in silence BTW just so you know I'm suffering but silently and without letting anyone know just in case you hadn't heard
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