me when I need money
all commissions have a kiss included
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i forget i have a Tumblr sometimes lol
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i can't fucking do it man my irls follow me here fuck off
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Fully recovered from my stupid 2016-18 "horny people have no rights" phase and increasingly moving towards the serious position that society is actually not horny enough
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just got my test results back turns out i am officially a lost cause
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unfunny people when they talk to someone funny: ARE YOU ON DRUGS WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU TAKING LMAO
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offense fully intended but way too many people on this site think activism starts and ends with watching the right media and liking the right characters
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nah because i love them 🧍🏻♂️
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that post had a typo unreblog it and reblog it again
no also im inside your walls
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whore
??? i have a literal sextape
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kys
I'm high if i kill myself it's on u
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how does it feel to know that if you scroll down ur blog one of the first other blogs tumblr reccomends is a mcyt one, it says "similar to small-and-smiley"
i have a quackity tattoo Neon.
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having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer
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do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
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Average tumblr user be like “The grueling experience of being perceived...” *overshares*
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