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So many people misunderstand kirk and Spock’s dynamic and it makes me go a little bit crazy every time.

They are two halves of one coin, like genuinely they can’t make proper decisions without each other, most people get that bit.

Yes Kirk is the “emotional one” and Spock is the “logical one” when you boil it down to its most boring and waterlogged state, but it really doesn’t play out like a left brain right brain thing.

Way more often it’s just “you need this guidance because your falling right now, and I have this shard of wisdom you were looking for” they both fill that same roll. And most of the time it really is not “your being to emotional blah blah blah” and “your being heartless blah blah blah”

They are half of one person, yes, but the person wasn’t cut evenly!!

Kirk is still very rule oriented (constantly putting the safety of the ship above all else even when in extreme panic or discomfort) , and Spock is still chaotic and emotional (him putting Jim’s safety and even just happiness above all else despite knowing the ship’s safety is what’s more important).

Watching any of their interactions as they problem solve shows this so blatantly. often it’s Spock that has the insane “Well lets just fucking kill him” idea and Kirk has to be the “we can’t do that that’s crazy” guy. But they say it in their own words!!

You mistake Spock’s weird grammar and Nimoy’s deep voice for actually logic!!!

You mistake Kirks suave attitude and Shatner’s Shatner-isms for lapses of judgment!!!

Stop it!!!!!

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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penis dashboard kind of night

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first of all WHO is asking this second why did they say jake gyllenhaal and not jack twist

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The most accurate post about Anakin ever written was a post about Odysseus

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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

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Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

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Couldn't stop thinking about this

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this is so funny what do you mean apocryphal,,,,that is the guy who created the show

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.