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Do you guys think Julian’s parents had a bad relationship, which lead to his negative views on the concept of marriage? Or was he just a professional slut and hater

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Which DS9 character is most likely to be trans. Who do you think would be the funniest about it

I've had this sitting in my inbox for ages and I still don't have a good answer so i'll pass it to those playing along at home. Challenge mode: do not say Julian

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idk about most likely but my heart says Martok. Who would be funniest? Also Martok.

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Scoop: Biden told Bibi U.S. won't support an Israeli counterattack on Iran

President Biden told Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu during a call on Saturday that the U.S. will oppose any Israeli counterattack against Iran, a senior White House official told Axios. Why it matters: Biden and his senior advisers are highly concerned an Israeli response to Iran's attack on Israel would lead to a regional war with catastrophic consequences, U.S.officials said. [...] Behind the scenes: Biden told Netanyahu the joint defensive efforts by Israel, the U.S. and other countries in the region led to the failure of the Iranian attack, according to the White House official. - "You got a win. Take the win," Biden told Netanyahu, according to the official. - The official said that when Biden told Netanyahu that the U.S. will not participate in any offensive operations against Iran and will not support such operations, Netanyahu said he understood.

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me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

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this is so sad. in the united states of america teenagers dont even have enough money for drugs. one like one prayer.

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Why yes when I see a villain and a hero having deep, intimate interactions I decide to interpret that as genuine, platonic animosity.

The fact that this is how most people interpret hero/villain interactions does nothing to change how superior I feel those degenerates who think that a hero and a villain could possibly have romantic or sexual chemistry. Those people are just myopic.

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zero reincarnation

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The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.

Fossil [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is holding two pieces of rock in a paleontological site. Megan, Ponytail and White Hat are in the background.] Cueball: It's weird to pry open a rock and see an animal that no one has laid eyes on for 400 million years.

[Zoom in on Cueball looking at the fossil he is holding.]

[Cueball pokes the fossil.] Cueball: Boop! Off-panel voice: Hey! Don't boop the trilobites!

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Rb for larger data set yadda yadda

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stop talking about BMI (Body Mass Index) and immediately start discussing BMI (Butches w/ Mommy Issues)

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The thing i love about dungeon meshi is it's about eating. And not in some bullshit metaphor way like eating as an analogy for love or power, no, it is unapologetically, literally about eating. How we relate to eating socially and culturally, how the dynamics of eating shape the natural world, how important eating is to our bodies and our wellbeing, everything comes back to eating. It is a story with total thematic focus on something most people would write off as too benign to be able to carry a whole story. But eating is important! We all do it, three times a day! Why shouldn't it get a story all to itself?

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