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snakest1cks · 22 days
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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
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something* about monks and knights, if you catch my drift
*the potential of this dynamic specifically is off the fucking charts. the repression. the eroticism. the devotion. the transgression OF the devotion. did I mention the eroticism yet
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The Manly Priest: Clerical Celibacy, Masculinity, and Reform in England and Normandy, 1066-1300, Jennifer D. Thibodeaux
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Homosexuality in the Renaissance: Behavior, Identity, and Artistic Expression, James M. Saslow
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Knighthood, Compulsory Heterosexuality, and Sodomy, Ruth Mazo Karras
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The Meaning of Courtly Love, Francis X. Newman
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my favourite wikipedia article is the middle english article about frogges
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snakest1cks · 22 days
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy
im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit
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bath bloom.
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though far away, we’re still the same
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snakest1cks · 22 days
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North being up on maps is an arbitrary decision but the arbitrarity of it has been abstracted differently over time.
originally, North up in most of southern Europe because water flows down and most major rivers in Southern Europe flow south into the Mediterranean.
then, North up because the top of a hierarchy gains arbitrary significance due to the importance of arches in Rome or whatever (vast oversimplification) and with most of the major global governments being in the northern hemisphere cartographers make North up to signify their importance and also because it's just standard at this point
now, North up because in trying to develop a system of mathematics to describe the physical world we invented a schema of vector algebra and applied it to physics such that the cross product of a position about an arbitrarity origin represented as a vector and the linear momentum of a particular at that position yields a pseudovector for angular momentum, and it just so happens that if you pick the center of the earth as your origin in this schema, since earth rotates widdershins about this origin when viewed from the North, the angular momentum vector points North and thus our idea of "up", which can be represented as a vector direction pointing away from the earth so corresponds with our concept of North
is the last one the actual reason? no, it's mainly a combo of the first two yeah
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snakest1cks · 22 days
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i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format
>be me
>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time
>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy
>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom
>curl up underneath the sink
>slowly calm down after anxiety attack
>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink
>wonder what it looks like
>turn around to see
>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker
>immediately go back into an anxiety attack
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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leave the answers in the tags
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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈
Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please
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(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone
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fav customer is old gay man who’s lived in boystown since the 70s. he was talking abt how he used to be basically a skinny twink who killed at clubs. i said “must be tough to be gorgeous” and he said “well i was gorgeous!” and i said “no you still are!!” and he said “oh please. when i come out of the shower and see myself in the mirror i sit shiva”
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